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So, "Damn, it feels good to be a Weedlord"?

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It's the historical anecdotes that keep me coming back to ye Wonkyte.

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"Urgle burgle raasklat boingie boingie arrghs *thud*"

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That photo is just SO wrong!

Who has a desktop picture of a fish?

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If I read the bill correctly, a person can keep his guns if he assaults and/or batters strangers, but has his guns taken away if he assaults and/or batters family members. I'm not sure if the same applies to stalking.

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They will call this the "Finish the Job Law"

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There is a strong conservative movement to restore voting rights to felons also. They do not believe in responsibility, only rights.

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Who is that guy in the picture, and why do I have to keep using up all my eye bleach because he exists? I had no idea up until this precious moment that there were TWO pictures of Mr WackaDoodle Gunz-a-Blazin' - and now I fear there may be MORE!!!!

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besides, even Peyton Manning can't throw a shoe over a mile

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Christ...how many pictures of this dude are out there? This is the picture the aliens are going to use to destroy humanity.

Alien: You species must die! The Pope (why not?) But there are so many that are good souls and create love and peace! Alien: :::holds out picture of gun dufus::: Pope: :::crickets::: Well...I got nothin'.

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Boy, Wayne LaPierre's a lot shorter than he looks on tv! He's put on a little weight, also too.

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NRA spokesman pictured above finds the Wonkettariat surprisingly easy to fap to.

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I have a prize of sorts for you. True story...one morning I woke up repeating the phrase Weedlord Bonerhitler one morning. Scientists cannot explain it, but I did have a good laugh that day.

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If you stalk your ex-wife to a post office in Wyoming, why should you have to leave your gun in the car?

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Well now, looks like we could have a real armed War on Women.

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Cro-Magnons have guns and teevees?

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