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bobbert's avatar

So, "Damn, it feels good to be a Weedlord"?

bobbert's avatar

It's the historical anecdotes that keep me coming back to ye Wonkyte.

bobbert's avatar

"Urgle burgle raasklat boingie boingie arrghs *thud*"

TundraGrifter's avatar

That photo is just SO wrong!

Who has a desktop picture of a fish?

PubOption's avatar

If I read the bill correctly, a person can keep his guns if he assaults and/or batters strangers, but has his guns taken away if he assaults and/or batters family members. I'm not sure if the same applies to stalking.

Incoming Ham's avatar

They will call this the "Finish the Job Law"

Edward's avatar

There is a strong conservative movement to restore voting rights to felons also. They do not believe in responsibility, only rights.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Who is that guy in the picture, and why do I have to keep using up all my eye bleach because he exists? I had no idea up until this precious moment that there were TWO pictures of Mr WackaDoodle Gunz-a-Blazin' - and now I fear there may be MORE!!!!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

besides, even Peyton Manning can't throw a shoe over a mile

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Christ...how many pictures of this dude are out there? This is the picture the aliens are going to use to destroy humanity.

Alien: You species must die! The Pope (why not?) But there are so many that are good souls and create love and peace! Alien: :::holds out picture of gun dufus::: Pope: :::crickets::: Well...I got nothin'.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Boy, Wayne LaPierre's a lot shorter than he looks on tv! He's put on a little weight, also too.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

NRA spokesman pictured above finds the Wonkettariat surprisingly easy to fap to.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I have a prize of sorts for you. True story...one morning I woke up repeating the phrase Weedlord Bonerhitler one morning. Scientists cannot explain it, but I did have a good laugh that day.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If you stalk your ex-wife to a post office in Wyoming, why should you have to leave your gun in the car?

Incoming Ham's avatar

Well now, looks like we could have a real armed War on Women.

chascates's avatar

Cro-Magnons have guns and teevees?