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arglebargle's avatar

What is this "dinner table" you speak of?

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Yep, he is definitely a deuce.

arglebargle's avatar

HEY - that's what I was devouring in my childhood. Read the Childcraft series pretty much cover to cover.

arglebargle's avatar

Won't anyone think of the children!!?!? Oh, wait...

Axomamma's avatar

My 24-year-old niece passed the Texas teachers' test but has decided to give it a miss after figuring out the boatload of non-teaching-related bullshit that's involved. It's apparently a trend. http://www.dallasobserver.c...

marxalot's avatar

An I though Comrades Mom and Running Dog were mean for banning books at the dinner table...

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Cheney doesn't stomp off, he relieves his anger by using the dark side of the force to choke out a nearby secret service agent.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I got out of school long before the Intertoobz came along, but now I can't even imagine what a handicap it must be to try to do schoolwork without it.

RJ (TO)'s avatar

Let's see, how can we turn this into a threat against religious liberty...?

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Fucking late boomer assholes with their "when I was a kid, you know, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, we had to get off the fucking couch and walk across the room and turn a dial to change the channel on the TV and it was a pathetic 17" TV and there were only four channels anyway" schtick. THEN they have this bizarre notion that you actually talk to people who are at the dinner table sitting with you INSTEAD of Heather or Jason or some clown who's texting you over your iPhone.

I mean, REALLY. Gag me with a fucking spoon!

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

And counting, as the Brizdull babby factory is approaching peak production

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Is it against the Commenting Rules for Radicals to wish death on corporations?

I guess it would be, as they're people too....

dslindc's avatar

It's that thing I'm sure Sam Brownback will outlaw next for people on public assistance in Kansas.