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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Betsy Rothstein would never let that tyrant Obama ruin her wedding day! Mostly by never getting asked to get married by anyone.

TAKE THAT OBUMMER

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Wait. They are in Hawaii and the wedding was going to be on a golf course?

Did they honeymoon at the bowling alley?

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bobbert's avatar

You've been holding that in reserve, haven't you? That's practically unplayable.

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bobbert's avatar

Better view, I assume.

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bobbert's avatar

Huh. Me too. Also.

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bobbert's avatar

So, a bit late, but if that's a real picture, it's interesting that neither of them decided to get married in Class A's.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

That's OK. They can always have their next wedding someplace nicer.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, at least he wasn't clubbed with a halibut.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Dear Wonkette,

Are you guys planning on entering the U.S. O'Pun?

Strait Putz

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bobbert's avatar

4. When the golf course is on a Marine Corps Base...

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schmannity's avatar

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, "Au revoir, gopher."

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

President Bush never had to put up with this, because who the hell would want to get married in Crawford, Texas anyways?

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Oh, the butt, it hurts, it hurts!

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Capt.Jim's avatar

More of his ghey agenda,now he is really killing traditional marriage

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bobbert's avatar

Sure, sure. Use O as your bogeyman. Par for the course.

This whole thread is out of bounds.

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bobbert's avatar

It's getting a little chippy up in here.

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