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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Betsy Rothstein would never let that tyrant Obama ruin her wedding day! Mostly by never getting asked to get married by anyone.

TAKE THAT OBUMMER

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Wait. They are in Hawaii and the wedding was going to be on a golf course?

Did they honeymoon at the bowling alley?

bobbert's avatar

You've been holding that in reserve, haven't you? That's practically unplayable.

bobbert's avatar

Better view, I assume.

bobbert's avatar

So, a bit late, but if that's a real picture, it's interesting that neither of them decided to get married in Class A's.

Joshua Norton's avatar

That's OK. They can always have their next wedding someplace nicer.

bobbert's avatar

Well, at least he wasn't clubbed with a halibut.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Dear Wonkette,

Are you guys planning on entering the U.S. O'Pun?

Strait Putz

bobbert's avatar

4. When the golf course is on a Marine Corps Base...

schmannity's avatar

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, "Au revoir, gopher."

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

President Bush never had to put up with this, because who the hell would want to get married in Crawford, Texas anyways?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Oh, the butt, it hurts, it hurts!

Capt.Jim's avatar

More of his ghey agenda,now he is really killing traditional marriage

bobbert's avatar

Sure, sure. Use O as your bogeyman. Par for the course.

This whole thread is out of bounds.

bobbert's avatar

It's getting a little chippy up in here.