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$4 a year Sweet Babby Jeebus when does the forced sex start this Obummer cat is already pillaging the like what not been seen since Ole Robin from the Hood was trapessing these parts.We doesnt need none of that fast inner web it only means they will bes able to eardrops on us faster.Is there no end to this cat and his doin as he damn well feels like Hitler Hitler

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He says "an end run around Congress" as if it was a bad thing - like there's a small-D democratic way to get <i>anything</i> out of the HoR these days...

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You know what else you can do with $0.33 a month? PRETTY MUCH NOTHING.

(If you're Michael Grimm, you can shove a quarter, a nickel and three pennies up your Founding Father Hole)

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Your stomach developed a forward-looking, tract-driven plan to deploy its legacy contents.

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Obama's tube so big ...

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And it was actionable.

I used the word "actionable" in a serious meeting yesterday. I feel like I should be beaten with inflated pig bladders.

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Tubes, meh.

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Shhh. Once we establish that everything is online, and it's at worst a crypto problem, f2f contact (enhanced by ambient-noise generators) may become relatively uninteresting.

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This forced me to go back and figure out what the fucking post was about.

Well done.

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Fat chance/

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Some school kids can't get porn at home.

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$4 fee = Theft via Taxes FCC = Evil Government Overlords High-Speed Internet = NSA Surveillance Tool Classroom = Liberal Indoctrination Camp

<em>Of course</em> he said these things, this is the quadfecta of wingnut fears.

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Somehow, it is both.

The world's worst reach around...

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Obamaphones will no longer be free?

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<i>"I think our founding fathers are turning over in the graves right now..." </i>

This reminds me of the time Mr. Grimm must have said the same thing about Bush's indefinite imprisonment and torture policies. While we can't be sure what the Founding Fathers think of cell phone fees, we do know what they thought of torture and imprisonment without a trial:

The Eighth Amendment: <blockquote>Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.</blockquote> and from the Declaration of Independence, about King George <blockquote>For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: </blockquote>

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Drudge Report Libel!

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