1. 'i guess romney missed the whole 'iranian threat to close the straights of hormuz' thing this summer? 2. then i was going to say 'what does he think 'persian gulf' means'? 3. THEN i was going to wonder if he knew of the connection b/t 'iran' and 'persia'?
then i remembered he's in a statistical dead heat to be POTUS and i realized i didn't want to know the answer to any of those questions.
You win. I last studied geography in high school in Alabama. The teacher, a dullard assistant football coach, told us that the capital of Finland was Helinski.
Mitt has a map, only it shows that the world is flat. And where the Middle East should be is beyond the edge and it just says "Here there be monsters".
Had I been drinking milk, it would have come out of my nose. Well played sir.
Stab, starve - let's not get bogged down in little details. So long as they vote R/R first.
It's because of our unquenchable jealousy.
Odd, that's the same description as a "Mitt Romney candidacy."
nope it was really real.
i was going to say:
1. 'i guess romney missed the whole 'iranian threat to close the straights of hormuz' thing this summer? 2. then i was going to say 'what does he think 'persian gulf' means'? 3. THEN i was going to wonder if he knew of the connection b/t 'iran' and 'persia'?
then i remembered he's in a statistical dead heat to be POTUS and i realized i didn't want to know the answer to any of those questions.
we are doomed.
Me too. I have a globe on my dresser, with a necktie around it that has a globe print on the fabric. And my Turvis Tumbler has a world map on it.
They've already started work on the Tehran-Latakia Canal.
You win. I last studied geography in high school in Alabama. The teacher, a dullard assistant football coach, told us that the capital of Finland was Helinski.
<i>Like such as not knowing that Syria is not Iran&rsquo;s &ldquo;route to the sea&rdquo; or something?</i>
Your first mistake is in assuming that wingnut maps would have anything to do with geography.
Clever!
Mitt has a map, only it shows that the world is flat. And where the Middle East should be is beyond the edge and it just says &quot;Here there be monsters&quot;.
Romney announces secret plan to build Mediterranean canal to Iran.