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TundraGrifter's avatar

Go Vandals!

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

From what I understand these policies have a distinct effect of excluding more Republicans (fat for America) than Democrats (fat for Europe), at least that is what my friend in the marines has told me. The brass is actually worried that something like 40% of the US army is now Democrat, compared to like 20% in the 1990's.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Not if they have to run after us.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

GED is actually pretty hard to get in some states. As someone who tutors Adults at a community college for GEDs, unless you can do Trig and Quadratic Functions you aren't getting a GED in my state.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Just imagine him between your thighs, see, all better.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Only 3 people in North Korea have a spare tire. For one of those people it is an actual tire, on fire, around their neck.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

As a mechanical engineer and roboticist, I nod.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

It is called necklacing. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

It's obvious that x=(5*5+3-26).

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sorry...my bad. I still like Boudicca though

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Spurning Beer's avatar

No Child Left Behind seems to have left some children behind, where they ate a shit load of Cool Ranch Doritos.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Boudicca!

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