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PsycWench's avatar

in which case I am eternally grateful that my own almost-13-year-old spurns eye makeup and still gets her shoes wet playing in the creek with the neighbor kids.

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The Quirk's avatar

Well, when your recruiting standards go into the gutter, you get get gutter kids.

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The Quirk's avatar

That's different from Soldiers, ya know.

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The Quirk's avatar

Perhaps he thought it was like Mary Kay, and he'd get a pink cadillac.

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The Quirk's avatar

A terrorist is someone who kills our people without wearing the official uniform.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well the teatard comments in said article are blaming the hashish. What they don't understand is that hashish usage by these psychopathic murderers probably saved many lives; without it they'd have killed many more.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No kidding eh? Fucking someone? Viagra and the US Navy - an unbeatable team!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A friend of mine said that a terrorist is someone who doesn't have the good fortune to own a carrier battle group.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

7 years with good behavior...

and yet...and motherfucking yet, Manning is held in solitary confinement without even having a trial.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You're right about that, do we have to think he's talented just because he has an accent? His comedy is lukewarm at best, and all his funny stories are from when he was on las drogas.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Rebecca Black?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Do you see what hashish does now people? Turns you into a Liszt loving psychopathic piano virtuoso

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Rebecca Black?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Heh...I just visualized F-18s with Viagra and Tide stickers on them.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Rebecca Black next needs to do a song explaining the months of the year, and then one with numbers.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Barack Obama is the most violent Nobel Peace Prize recipient since Henry Kissinger.</i>

I'm just glad Yasser Arafat didn't live to see that.

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