It has been nearly a week now, and the crisis in Japan only seems to be getting more terrible, so it's time for the world's religious people to start finding a deity to blame for the devastation in Japan!
Jack might be on to something here. Now I’m just brain storming here but let me run this up a flag pole and see if anything salutes. Imagine a vacation package that specializes in human disasters! Stay with me now. Picture this!
A tornado wipes out Anytown USA and the very next day we fly you in and put you up in the nearest hotel that is still standing. Nobody will be falling asleep at your house when you break out this slideshow. Photos of severed heads, destitute families and miles of mass destruction will make you popular and a hit with all the ladies and/or men if you know what I mean. Monsieur Grumpe’s Disaster Vacations coming soon!* Hurricanes! Earthquakes! Floods! Meltdowns! After Christmas Sales! *Hoverrounds ™ supplied for an additional moderate fee.
Along the trail you'll find me lopin' Where the spaces are wide open, In the land of the old A.E.C. (yea-hah!) Where the scenery's attractive, And the air is radioactive, Oh, the wild west is where I wanna be.
Mid the sagebrush and the cactus, I'll watch the fellas practice Droppin' bombs through the clean desert breeze. I'll have on my sombrero, And of course I'll wear a pair o' Levis over my lead B.V.D.'s.
Ah will leave the city's rush, Leave the fancy and the plush, Leave the snow and leave the slush And the crowds. Ah will seek the desert's hush, Where the scenery is lush, How I long to see the mush- room clouds.
'Mid the yuccas and the thistles I'll watch the guided missiles, While the old F.B.I. watches me. (yea-hah!) Yes, I'll soon make my appearance (Soon as I can get my clearance), 'Cause the wild west is where I wanna be.
The young lady's video turns out to have been satire. Poe's law: Any satire of fundamentalism is indistinguishable from real fundamentalism.
I'm pretty sure it's chemical shorthand for minioxidil, the hair-growth miracle. Expect a glowing mop of hair by next week!
Any WHAT?
Although they were quoting, I believe, an A330, which holds 300 people. So that works out to be around $885 per sniveling coward.
FTW!
Naw, SPF WD-40. The radiation just glides right off you.
Jack might be on to something here. Now I’m just brain storming here but let me run this up a flag pole and see if anything salutes. Imagine a vacation package that specializes in human disasters! Stay with me now. Picture this!
A tornado wipes out Anytown USA and the very next day we fly you in and put you up in the nearest hotel that is still standing. Nobody will be falling asleep at your house when you break out this slideshow. Photos of severed heads, destitute families and miles of mass destruction will make you popular and a hit with all the ladies and/or men if you know what I mean. Monsieur Grumpe’s Disaster Vacations coming soon!* Hurricanes! Earthquakes! Floods! Meltdowns! After Christmas Sales! *Hoverrounds ™ supplied for an additional moderate fee.
I see your Tom Lehrer, and raise you with this:
Along the trail you'll find me lopin' Where the spaces are wide open, In the land of the old A.E.C. (yea-hah!) Where the scenery's attractive, And the air is radioactive, Oh, the wild west is where I wanna be.
Mid the sagebrush and the cactus, I'll watch the fellas practice Droppin' bombs through the clean desert breeze. I'll have on my sombrero, And of course I'll wear a pair o' Levis over my lead B.V.D.'s.
Ah will leave the city's rush, Leave the fancy and the plush, Leave the snow and leave the slush And the crowds. Ah will seek the desert's hush, Where the scenery is lush, How I long to see the mush- room clouds.
'Mid the yuccas and the thistles I'll watch the guided missiles, While the old F.B.I. watches me. (yea-hah!) Yes, I'll soon make my appearance (Soon as I can get my clearance), 'Cause the wild west is where I wanna be.
He&#039;s blaming people who recycle. ??????????! <a href="http://mediamatters.org/mmt..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201103150020">http://mediamatters.org/mmt...
Whoopie, We&#039;re all gonna die! Goodtimes.
looks like our best line of defense may be disney&#039;s lawyers.
The young lady&#039;s video turns out to have been satire. Poe&#039;s law: Any satire of fundamentalism is indistinguishable from real fundamentalism.
Beat me to it...
This entire blog can be shipped to Afghanistan, no one has lost any