The United States economy added 151,000 jobs in October, a welcome change after four months of job losses but still not enough to make a dent in unemployment. Oh. Well, tell us when it does, okay? We'll be waiting, right here in this cardboard box. Meanwhile, Obama
Further drops as sick people die off under the Repubican "saying 'no' makes you feel better" health plan.
The uptick in new jobs won't last. Eventually everyone will be wearing a tinfoil hat and we won't need any new ones.