That tremendous waste of resources known as the "Homeland Security Advisory System," a color-coded chart letting you know how many times you will be murdered by a terrorist today, is finally being phased out by the Obama administration.
It'll be like the Emergency Broadcast System we've had since the 1950s, only with less "tests" and more "omfg, your area is about to die."
Yes but for me EBS always beeps in with a lousy test during Jeopardy, when I'm finally going to find out which Babylonian ruler famously gave twenty goats to his lover's brother's cousin-twice-removed's enemy in 438 BCE. "Who is....." **BEEP** Fucking always happens man.
Too bad. That "Boehner in Charge" level was suddenly useful.
It'll be like the Emergency Broadcast System we've had since the 1950s, only with less "tests" and more "omfg, your area is about to die."
Yes but for me EBS always beeps in with a lousy test during Jeopardy, when I'm finally going to find out which Babylonian ruler famously gave twenty goats to his lover's brother's cousin-twice-removed's enemy in 438 BCE. "Who is....." **BEEP** Fucking always happens man.
Don't throw them away. Just tell people you're dispaying the various threat levels of the war on Christmas.
This is good news for all of the color blind people in America.