If Afghans had electricity, televisions, or video cameras that were not trained on people exploding in piles of rocks, they would now also have their own Punk'd . According to "a Western diplomat," some random guy let the America and its coalition friends know that he was Mullah Akhtar Muhammad Mansour, a very important Taliban leader. This man had many important negotiations with the people currently in charge of waging constant war in that country, and was given lots of money for agreeing to talk. So things were going smoothly! But then somebody who had actually seen Mansour before showed up to one of these meetings and told officials
The easiest way out of this would be to declare China the world's remaining super power and let them takeover our role in the Middle East. Of course the 'tards believe Jesus died so America could rule the universe but when that nitwit screeches "Do you luv yur freedumbs?" we could reply 'Yes, and they start and end at our borders.'
We prop up a bipolar loon with thieving relatives to try to force a democracy on a collection of tribes that no one in history has ever conquered. And everyone who is a member of Congress should spend at least 4 weeks there, 'fact-finding' on the front lines.
The easiest way out of this would be to declare China the world's remaining super power and let them takeover our role in the Middle East. Of course the 'tards believe Jesus died so America could rule the universe but when that nitwit screeches "Do you luv yur freedumbs?" we could reply 'Yes, and they start and end at our borders.'
We prop up a bipolar loon with thieving relatives to try to force a democracy on a collection of tribes that no one in history has ever conquered. And everyone who is a member of Congress should spend at least 4 weeks there, 'fact-finding' on the front lines.
Damn, that might solve a lot of problems!
I have no doubt in my mind that the same phenotype that creates teapartiers if born in Afghanistan would become a terrorist.