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Maybe The Donald could get that done: "So fast it'll make your head spin! All it will take is one phone call, believe me. Unbelievable!"

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Problem isn't Muslims. Problem is Monotheists. Abrahamic Monotheists.

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Disgusting. Anyone with even the slightest knowledge of that region's culture could have predicted all the horrible things that have happened, included this sort of thing, when Bush/Cheney decided to have their little party. Not only did they not "keep us safe", they sure as hell haven't made Afghanistan any safer, either.

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We wanted the oil pipeline, and the CIA, ran the drug business, which they did in Viet Nam, as well. If you read "Charlie Wilson's War", which is brilliant in summing up what Pakistan, and Afghanistan are all about. The Afghan men, were known for capturing Russian soldiers, during their occupation, and amplifying their screams, as they were raped, and skinned alive. The Afghans created a road block, that looked like lumber, but on a closer look, it was a huge pile, of chopped up Russian soldiers. The US, also, shipped countless Kentucky mules, to help carry arms, through the difficult terrain. Afghan men, would have sex with the mules. The Afghan rule was, you can have sex with pretty much anything, as long as you are in the "dominant male position".

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Please, it would be a miracle, to get them to the 18th century.

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Sure, except "the other way 'round" is how they hung Ben for the first five years ;)

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I read this today in the New York Times and it shook me to the freaking core. I had to watch about 30 cute cat videos on youtube in order to burn this right out of my brain. Seriously, this is beyond f**d up. I'm just speechless.

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Well, if there's one upside to it (and there isn't), it's that those boys won't have to marry their rapist...

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It sounds like it's past high frickin' time to let the Middle East collapse under its own fucked up weight. The only other answer of killing everyone & letting God sort it out hasn't worked very well either. Catch 22, that.

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And their families don't even get compensated with livestock.

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The Taliban stayed rich and powerful by controlling the opium crop. Why don't WE buy their opium crop for the opiate derivatives which we use extensively in prescription drugs in this country? It seems like that would be a win/win---they'd be a friendly trading partner, they'd have a substantial stable income, the Taliban would be financially wounded.

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Raping boys is OK in your normal patricharcal religions (Catholicism, Mohamedenism) as long as you don't mess with those nasty girls & women.

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Because not everybody reads everything all the time like you do, my son...

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But it's the admission of gay American soldiers that's destroying our military over there.

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The Taliban was very anti drugs. They executed people that were caught trafficking or using heroine. Poppy production has been on raise since the invasion.

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It wouldn't be the same, a foreigner only inspires hatred, not loyalty.

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