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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The Nation knew it was over when Mo didn't come out for the 10th. We still don't know why, but we're glad to take it.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Well, I did.

Actually, when I got my last quarterly statement, I thought, "well, it's almost back to pre-2008 levels." That didn't last long.

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102415's avatar

Could be. But I am guessing that some people need to pay the big tuition's for the private school in a few weeks and then they must pump it back up. I think hobo beans futures are going to be okay.And I still have two kidneys!

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102415's avatar

Fish and wine. I'm serious.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Where's that sun goddess the emperor's been getting it on with?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"A stupid narrative, impervious to evidence."

That's the whole teafuckingbagger movement, AND the fundietard movement, in a single phrase.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I've got some higly leveraged future contracts on loaves He'd bless for sure.

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102415's avatar

That would be Unilever. I'll think it over.

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Fartknocker's avatar

And a gun with extra ammo. And sun screen. And pesos.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Not yet you're not. The richest 10% have only gotten half of everything so far -- there's a ways to go still.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I hope its fucking Space Nazis this time.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Used porn is not my cup of tea.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Terrible measure of corporate profits is terrible.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Republicans believe the government shouldn't interfere in the economy, therefore they criticize Obama for not fixing the economy.

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