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The Nation knew it was over when Mo didn't come out for the 10th. We still don't know why, but we're glad to take it.

MissusBarry's avatar

Well, I did.

Actually, when I got my last quarterly statement, I thought, "well, it's almost back to pre-2008 levels." That didn't last long.

102415's avatar

Could be. But I am guessing that some people need to pay the big tuition's for the private school in a few weeks and then they must pump it back up. I think hobo beans futures are going to be okay.And I still have two kidneys!

102415's avatar

Fish and wine. I'm serious.

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Where's that sun goddess the emperor's been getting it on with?

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"A stupid narrative, impervious to evidence."

That's the whole teafuckingbagger movement, AND the fundietard movement, in a single phrase.

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I've got some higly leveraged future contracts on loaves He'd bless for sure.

102415's avatar

That would be Unilever. I'll think it over.

Fartknocker's avatar

And a gun with extra ammo. And sun screen. And pesos.

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Not yet you're not. The richest 10% have only gotten half of everything so far -- there's a ways to go still.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

I hope its fucking Space Nazis this time.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Used porn is not my cup of tea.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Terrible measure of corporate profits is terrible.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Republicans believe the government shouldn't interfere in the economy, therefore they criticize Obama for not fixing the economy.