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The Quirk's avatar

In today's economy, the obvious choice would be "SORRY!"

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Intense radiation WILL give you superpowers, provided you define "Bleeding out your pores, while your bones wither and your organs liquefy" as a Superpower.

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fuflans's avatar

we saw a preview for battleship yesterday (previewing before avengers of course). i said to mr. fuflans that was the loudest most incomprehensible shoot-em up i've ever seen.

i didn't know it was based on the game. makes perfect sense.;

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SullivanSt's avatar

Don't tell me it ends in a tie due to them not playing with superko rules...

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SullivanSt's avatar

He's no more promotable than Major Major Major Major.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Directed by Tim Burton, <em>of course</em>, with that cast.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I thought it was established in the first "Iron Man" movie that SHIELD was a U.S. outfit.

Even Black Widow has an American accent and they say repeatedly <i>she's from Russia</i>...

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SullivanSt's avatar

I you suggesting that "you can be my wingman" is some kind of euphemism for playing catcher, or something?

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SullivanSt's avatar

The stoned man playing the Iron Man?

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>What about Japan? There should be all kinds of radioactive critters running around biting people now.</blockquote>

♪♫ Go go Godzilla ♪♫

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>But just wait until the highly anticipated Battleship movie, based on the extremely boring board game, comes out later this summer! That one is totally Pentagon-approved and has a cameo from the Secretary of the Navy in it, so it’ll make a gazillion dollars times infinity.</blockquote>

Yes, Presidential appointees requiring Senate confirmation make <em>everything</em> less boring.

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