Hmmm, in authentic frontier jingoistic &quot;chinaman&quot; gibberish, wouldn&#039;t that be: &quot;no tickee, no laund<i>lee</i>?
There&#039;s always anchor baby Bobby Jindal and his <a href="http:\/\/static01.mediaite.com\/med\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/9556513-large-1.jpg" target="_blank">&quot;Birth Certificate&quot;.</a> Claims he was born in the country of &quot;Louisiana&quot; which is kinda frenchy sounding. But his parents are from Indiana, so at least he doesn&#039;t have to argue with Oraly Titz about foreign-allegiance.
Note to Donald Trump: You&#039;re an asshole and fuck you.
PS: In my house we always name our bowel movements after the person we think is the most hateful, obnoxious, incompassionate person of the moment. Last week it was Rick Santorum. Congratulation Donnie - when I take my next dump, it will be known as a &quot;taking a Trump.&quot; It actually has a nice sound to it.
What the hell does an attention whore do when no one is paying attention to them? Say something incredibly outrageous? Make up new words? Reality show? Announce an exploratory committee for a run for president?
These have all been done. About the only thing left for Donald is a suicide attempt.
Depends on whether we&#039;re talking in anus burgers or actual food.
Hmmm, in authentic frontier jingoistic &quot;chinaman&quot; gibberish, wouldn&#039;t that be: &quot;no tickee, no laund<i>lee</i>?
Of course, the unofficial motto of the Corps is:
&quot;Join the Marines, travel to exotic places, meet interesting and unusual people, and kill them.&quot;
So there might be some synergy...
That would be one crowded trailer...
Rhyming rocks with looks? Gun with stan?
More tokes indeed, sir!
That&#039;s what made the laughter at the Correspondents&#039; Dinner so sweet.
There&#039;s always anchor baby Bobby Jindal and his <a href="http:\/\/static01.mediaite.com\/med\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/9556513-large-1.jpg" target="_blank">&quot;Birth Certificate&quot;.</a> Claims he was born in the country of &quot;Louisiana&quot; which is kinda frenchy sounding. But his parents are from Indiana, so at least he doesn&#039;t have to argue with Oraly Titz about foreign-allegiance.
He&#039;s a badass because we succeeded. Otherwise he would have been they guy who started a war with Pakistan to invade an empty building.
Note to Donald Trump: You&#039;re an asshole and fuck you.
PS: In my house we always name our bowel movements after the person we think is the most hateful, obnoxious, incompassionate person of the moment. Last week it was Rick Santorum. Congratulation Donnie - when I take my next dump, it will be known as a &quot;taking a Trump.&quot; It actually has a nice sound to it.
What the hell does an attention whore do when no one is paying attention to them? Say something incredibly outrageous? Make up new words? Reality show? Announce an exploratory committee for a run for president?
These have all been done. About the only thing left for Donald is a suicide attempt.