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... if you have to ask, you can't afford it. Oh wait... that's what my last date said. Never mind.

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... usually, I depend on Wonkette to maintain my faith in humanity, and for the most part they do, but occasionally (okay, a lot) humanity lets me down. Not Wonkette's fault - sometimes they have to go with the stories we have, not the stories we want.

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... well, me and my friends ain't "vulture capitalists", but we like to get together and eat raw men, grunt and fart a lot... and yeah, if we're honest, we'd probably admit to wanting to bash skulls and take money, but we ain't no "paleo" nothing. That's some "evil-ou-shun" shit... know what I mean, Vern?

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I may steal this.

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I'm not sure which brother you meant to be Uday, and which brother to be Qusay, but it's my understanding that both brothers and their father are Qusay, if one is allowed to address the matter with a speech impediment.

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Whether you talk to Trump or a cardboard cutout of him doesn't matter. Your idea is reaching the same intelligence.

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I'd already hurt myself laughing at "legal" and "ethical" before you got around to mentioning "moral."

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No you don't, think Pence.

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Looks like Bocelli got cold feet. http://pagesix.com/2016/12/... Of course the Drumph says he was never asked to perform. Yeah, right.

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Used in conjunction with Trump, it's almost always indicates a person.

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Can't be a caterpillar's udder. They don't make buckets small enough to fit under a caterpillar. And it you mean the other kind, they would just flatten the bucket.

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I guess you didn't read the post very carefully:

"Multi-day hunting and/of fishing excursion for 4 guests with Donald Trump, Jr. and/or Eric Trump, and team"It's the spawn, not the Presidense-Elect who's going on the trip.

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The Hicks Brothers take their surname from their place of residence.

Meanwhile, Gendry does not have any real gender, although he comes close enough to be repulsive. Also, too, he's somebodies' Frankensteinian experiment that washed up an anonymous beach.

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“It's never too late to have a happy childhood.” -- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker.

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