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BackDoorMan's avatar

... well, me and my friends ain't "vulture capitalists", but we like to get together and eat raw men, grunt and fart a lot... and yeah, if we're honest, we'd probably admit to wanting to bash skulls and take money, but we ain't no "paleo" nothing. That's some "evil-ou-shun" shit... know what I mean, Vern?

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... if you have to ask, you can't afford it. Oh wait... that's what my last date said. Never mind.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... usually, I depend on Wonkette to maintain my faith in humanity, and for the most part they do, but occasionally (okay, a lot) humanity lets me down. Not Wonkette's fault - sometimes they have to go with the stories we have, not the stories we want.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I may steal this.

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Zyxomma's avatar

You know one of them killed an elephant as well; posed with the tail.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Conservation. Sure. I read it as conservative causes, and I was probably correct.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

For a Platinum Club table do I get a degree from Uday and Qusay University?

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

... it’s working with another hunting/outdoorsy group, the Boone and Crockett Club Foundation, based in Montana.Is this how they launder the money for the militias?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

A Methuselah.Ah, the hell with it, for a fellow Wonketeer I'll spring for a barrel.

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CATMAN's avatar

Just what we knew all along--the Trumps are just a bunch of cheap grifters who are plated in imitation gold

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Wee Mousie's avatar

“It's never too late to have a happy childhood.” -- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

The Hicks Brothers take their surname from their place of residence.

Meanwhile, Gendry does not have any real gender, although he comes close enough to be repulsive. Also, too, he's somebodies' Frankensteinian experiment that washed up an anonymous beach.

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E.A. Blair's avatar

I guess you didn't read the post very carefully:

"Multi-day hunting and/of fishing excursion for 4 guests with Donald Trump, Jr. and/or Eric Trump, and team"It's the spawn, not the Presidense-Elect who's going on the trip.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

Can't be a caterpillar's udder. They don't make buckets small enough to fit under a caterpillar. And it you mean the other kind, they would just flatten the bucket.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

Used in conjunction with Trump, it's almost always indicates a person.

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