The bits of mixed martial arts that I've bothered to watch seemed really really homoerotic. Sweaty mostly naked barefoot men grappling with each other in a sport where teabagging seems to be a legal move? It's kinda cringy.
I'm sure that part of the entertainment will include Snippy the Twitchy Silent Sniper who attempt to fire a gun at the FFOTUS who will be wearing a gold boxing belt. Twitchy will fire his rifle and end the event and FFOTUS will blame liberals and keep the gold medal that was supposed to go to the winner. You can watch it pay-for-pewwy this fucking sucks view.
Tall Ships in NY Harbor in 1976, UFC in 2026. It was American Conservative magazine who blamed “The Left” (George Orwell Board of Faulty Diction agrees that like “democracy”, “The Left” and “woke” may be retired as Officially Meaningless) for this country’s unenthusiastic July 4 celebration when contrasted to the Bicentennial.
(!). (It is the fault of “the Left”??)
The pundit also blamed the “atomization of society thanks to social media and the Internet” because in “1976 we had a monoculture of 3 TV Networks and 2 big newspapers, the NYT and the Post.” (!) Blaming the “Internet and social media”, like Donald Wildmon used to blame “TV and pornography”, also needs to be retired.
Let’s call a spade a spade. The Trump Cult of Personality wants to make 2026 about the Beloved Leader, not about the USA. Our Beloved Leader has no sense of taste, never has. Remember “A Trump Family Christmas” sketch between Ivana and Donald in 1984? Or Doonesbury having Trump name his new building Trump Trump (“It exudes class!”) ca the same time? Everything gold, just like the 17 palaces of Saddam Hussein. (Trump resembles Saddam.)
And a tasteless spectacle is to the taste of Trump and his tasteless cultists. (Red baseball hats? At least the Nazi Party had black leather and Totenkopf. Kitschy, but attractive to S&M devotees. The unibrow of Rudolf Hess and spectacles of Himmler, not so much.) Something as classy as the Tall Ships wouldn’t appeal to The Trump Cult. They do boat parades of giant Mercury 500 hp outboards with shirtless drunken clods (and those are the females) retching over the sides of the boats.
Where are the orcas who attack boats when they are really, really needed? Hey Shamu, its time for dinner! Come and get it!
And as for the UFC event…does anyone else remember Dino DiLaurentis’s Mandingo, starring James Mason and Perry King, and introducing Ken Norton as … “Mandingo”?
My impression is that UFC is for people who think conventional boxing just isn't violent enough.
That fits this administration, which is all about violence, especially when it's against people who can't fight back.
Trump's go-to for everyfuckingthing is to make it more violent. Remember when he tried to impose some dumb (that's with a B, by the way) rule on the USFL or XFL or whatever they were calling that stupid spring football thing at the time about "no fair catches"? Yeah, because seeing helpless kick/punt returners get creamed and maybe crippled is just so COOL.
So, considering how fucked up Peter Thiel is and that he's fleeing to South America, will he turn out like John McAfee, Glenn Greenwald, or Adolf Eichmann?
He's the best current example of billionaires so alienated from humanity they now think they're some higher species, like Ann Rice vampires.
When Millei crashes and burns, which is already overdue; Thiel will wind up back in the US.
New Zealand has been willing to take his money but they won't host him and it's a long-ass flight from anywhere; he won't be able to stand that. His application for a Maltese passport made more sense, but I don't remember if that went anywhere or not.
Sorry Pete; you're a human like anyone else. Meaning, you need to pay attention to keeping your head attached to your neck. The way you're going, that concern may rise in relevance to you.
All these nihilist plutocrats are tiresome. They think the fabric of society is going to completely unravel, and only they are smart enough to survive. And their money is going to protect them.
Because in the post-Apocalyptic Hellscape they yearn for, somehow a piece of paper printed by a defunct entity means anything to people who look at you as food?
The hell of a working growing economy, allies who like the US and growing tourism to the pauper's paradise, global tensions and no more allies/alliances.
The bits of mixed martial arts that I've bothered to watch seemed really really homoerotic. Sweaty mostly naked barefoot men grappling with each other in a sport where teabagging seems to be a legal move? It's kinda cringy.
The kind of "sport" that I might enjoy more if I was gay.
But possibly not; that "Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling" show never did much for me.
Maybe a gladiator movie during trans-continental flights?
The infamous scene in Borat minus a silicone fist.
Oh, Schlocktagon is goin in the act.
I'm sure that part of the entertainment will include Snippy the Twitchy Silent Sniper who attempt to fire a gun at the FFOTUS who will be wearing a gold boxing belt. Twitchy will fire his rifle and end the event and FFOTUS will blame liberals and keep the gold medal that was supposed to go to the winner. You can watch it pay-for-pewwy this fucking sucks view.
UFC = U Fucking Cowards
Tall Ships in NY Harbor in 1976, UFC in 2026. It was American Conservative magazine who blamed “The Left” (George Orwell Board of Faulty Diction agrees that like “democracy”, “The Left” and “woke” may be retired as Officially Meaningless) for this country’s unenthusiastic July 4 celebration when contrasted to the Bicentennial.
(!). (It is the fault of “the Left”??)
The pundit also blamed the “atomization of society thanks to social media and the Internet” because in “1976 we had a monoculture of 3 TV Networks and 2 big newspapers, the NYT and the Post.” (!) Blaming the “Internet and social media”, like Donald Wildmon used to blame “TV and pornography”, also needs to be retired.
Let’s call a spade a spade. The Trump Cult of Personality wants to make 2026 about the Beloved Leader, not about the USA. Our Beloved Leader has no sense of taste, never has. Remember “A Trump Family Christmas” sketch between Ivana and Donald in 1984? Or Doonesbury having Trump name his new building Trump Trump (“It exudes class!”) ca the same time? Everything gold, just like the 17 palaces of Saddam Hussein. (Trump resembles Saddam.)
And a tasteless spectacle is to the taste of Trump and his tasteless cultists. (Red baseball hats? At least the Nazi Party had black leather and Totenkopf. Kitschy, but attractive to S&M devotees. The unibrow of Rudolf Hess and spectacles of Himmler, not so much.) Something as classy as the Tall Ships wouldn’t appeal to The Trump Cult. They do boat parades of giant Mercury 500 hp outboards with shirtless drunken clods (and those are the females) retching over the sides of the boats.
Where are the orcas who attack boats when they are really, really needed? Hey Shamu, its time for dinner! Come and get it!
And as for the UFC event…does anyone else remember Dino DiLaurentis’s Mandingo, starring James Mason and Perry King, and introducing Ken Norton as … “Mandingo”?
(“Hain’t you never craved no white woman? Mede?”)
Sorry, I'm either too young or too perverted, because that's not the Mandingo I've heard of.
My impression is that UFC is for people who think conventional boxing just isn't violent enough.
That fits this administration, which is all about violence, especially when it's against people who can't fight back.
Trump's go-to for everyfuckingthing is to make it more violent. Remember when he tried to impose some dumb (that's with a B, by the way) rule on the USFL or XFL or whatever they were calling that stupid spring football thing at the time about "no fair catches"? Yeah, because seeing helpless kick/punt returners get creamed and maybe crippled is just so COOL.
Fucking idiot.
Oh, also OT and very funny- Peter Thiel is fleeing to Argentina.
So, considering how fucked up Peter Thiel is and that he's fleeing to South America, will he turn out like John McAfee, Glenn Greenwald, or Adolf Eichmann?
He's the best current example of billionaires so alienated from humanity they now think they're some higher species, like Ann Rice vampires.
When Millei crashes and burns, which is already overdue; Thiel will wind up back in the US.
New Zealand has been willing to take his money but they won't host him and it's a long-ass flight from anywhere; he won't be able to stand that. His application for a Maltese passport made more sense, but I don't remember if that went anywhere or not.
Sorry Pete; you're a human like anyone else. Meaning, you need to pay attention to keeping your head attached to your neck. The way you're going, that concern may rise in relevance to you.
I dunno, maybe we'll get lucky and he won't spend enough money on security.
The gangs in South America play for keeps.
All these nihilist plutocrats are tiresome. They think the fabric of society is going to completely unravel, and only they are smart enough to survive. And their money is going to protect them.
Because in the post-Apocalyptic Hellscape they yearn for, somehow a piece of paper printed by a defunct entity means anything to people who look at you as food?
It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your love after all that I've done
You won't believe me
All you will see is a libertardian you once knew
Although his fortunes in the nines
All zeroes and ones with you
I had to let it happen, I had to flee
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Scared of looking out the window, staying out of the sun
So I chose freedumb
Running around, burning everything down
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it to
Don't cry for me US Murrica
The truth is I always loathed you
All through my Paypal days
My mad existence
You'll suffer my promise
If you wipe me from existence
crying, holding up lighter
Fleeing from what?
California taxes.
Billionaire oppression!
If it is fleas, let's hope it doesn't work.
I don't know. What do far right German political figures usually flee when they go to Argentina?
interpol?
Asking why can't they just look the other way?
Evil.
Justice, and we're not talkin' Just ICE.
We learned in 6th grade history that Honest Abe could take a punch.
You know, It shouldn't be a fight ring. A bouncy house would be much more fun.
okay whew!
yrrrrrrrrrrr
smoking lamp
is very fucking lit yes hooraaaaaaaay!
When did congress approve this?
Oh yeah never.
Reminds me when Obama set up a sound stage on the ellipse
HE LIKED DIJON MUSTARD!!! THAT'S AN IMPEECHMINT!
"Are we being snobs? Damn right. The UFC is lowbrow culture."
Damn fucking straight. I'd pay money *not* to go to a UFC fight. I'm actively against it as a spectacle.
Also, dignity of the White House is about at these levels now.
https://preview.redd.it/i-knew-i-saw-this-scene-somewhere-v0-vgvdndqb7ike1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=89cdc034e13db77a76a12301911807d4beec17e7
I think it's barbaric and should banned.
I'm against banning it. I just think it's shit.
Goddamn I might have to take a news break. I'm so fucking angry at everything all the fucking time.
God: WHAT THE FUCK? I KEEP PUSHING THIS SMITE BUTTON AND NOTHING HAPPENS
Cans of Diet Coke keep falling out of the sky.
Gawd is confused. He's decided to just curse the Cubs again and leave it at that.
The curse was broken in 2016, the same year we were inflicted with President Moron. One curse in, another curse out.
Let's hope that this time round the curse will only stick to the Ricketts family.
The Romp in the Swamp!
Wally Gator is a swinging alligator in the swamp.
He's the greatest peculator when he really starts to romp.
There has never been a greater operator in the swamp.
See ya later, Wally Gator.
The Fight House At The White House
Led by the Geezer Caesar!
Stephen Miller: "The American people understand the hell that we inherited and the extraordinary paradise that President Trump is building"
A paradise where Stephen Miller has to hide in his home, afraid of sidewalk chalk.
Fuck you, you ugly soulless Nazi.
WELL I NEVER
- Katie Miller
(At least, not with anyone human)
The hell of a working growing economy, allies who like the US and growing tourism to the pauper's paradise, global tensions and no more allies/alliances.
*wanking motion*
That statement is a bit backwards.
Every day is Opposite Day to a narcissist’s sycophant.
🤪
Kid Rock's fans are up in arms after the singer appeared to be snubbed from a major MAGA music festival.
Little do they suspect that he'll be parachuting into the gig from a Blackhawk at 15,000 feet as a surprise guest.
Lol he’ll biff it on the light rigging and the parachute will get stuck.
I have trouble with the use of 'fans', plural in the above post.
Fans or fan?