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Mark Linimon's avatar

A timeline where you find yourself in agreement with Tucker Carlson for even an instant is a timeline that should be put out of its misery

Pixeloid's avatar

"All these men, thinking with their little insecurities and fears instead of with their brains."

By "brains" you must mean their only 2 functioning neurons fighting for 3rd place.

Bubba Weep's avatar

"But, but --" he spluttered. "What *else* am I supposed to do with this steaming pile of scat?"

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Risen Lord?? I like my Lords Unleavened.

Bubba Weep's avatar

"The Matzo Messiah."

WokeGrandma's avatar

Yeats' "The Second Coming" and e.e. cummings anti-war poems ("I Sing of Olaf" and "Next to of course god, america i" certainly have a social impact. And Robert Frost wrote several poems about the effects of wars.

fuflans's avatar

we did the second coming in our outdoor (mostly) shakespeare show 2 years ago.

i believe it was our devils year. if memory serves. it was good.

the music rocked.

'somewhere in the sands of the desert a shape...'

marydn's avatar

"But if I have to choose between this and Trans Recognition Day or whatever on Easter, okay." Okay Erik, Lover of Goats, Erikson, it is called International Transgender Day of Visibility and it falls on March 31 every year and not on fucking Easter every year. One year the day fell on Easter because Easter changes fucking dates every fucking year. How can you be a christian and not know that, you congenital idiot. And if you prefer genocide to transgender people then you really suck as a human being. And stop fucking those goats, Erik.

beb's avatar

Trump claims that people who don't like him suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, whereas, people who don't like Trump see the insistent sucking up to Trump as TDS. The difference is that the people who don;t like Trump don;t have to explain why his bonkers comments make great truths/

boo radley's avatar

Tucker's just here to shill for Russia and stir up anyone who'll listen.

Helikitty's avatar

> MAGA is the big tent party. It is the tent in Donald Trump’s skidmarked tighty whities.

Ha!

Ed Johnson's avatar

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

Mr Beeep's avatar

“Brother from another mailman” lol.

This mailman only delivers irony and sad weak poop.

Bubba Weep's avatar

Cue the Marvelettes' "Please Mr. Postman."

Robert Crone's avatar

I protest. There is nothing wrong with being godless! I am an atheist and agree with Hitchens that religion poisons everything! Religion is the problem!

Fender Deluxe's avatar

i’m a decent-enough person. Why can’t i mock religions. They’re all based on a fallacy.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Scientology on line two…

kasteel1's avatar

Empty Green avers in her statement that an overwhelming majority voted for trump. Other than that, she makes sense. Lord help us.

Enter Ranting's avatar

She is MASSIVELY complicit in getting us to the place, but noped out when she was in a position to do something about her transgressions.

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

So I think about the impending doom and the fact that Hegseth recently allows guns on military bases and that there are people that will not really want to engage in an illegal attack and then I think about they scene at the start of Wargames when the guy didn’t want to launch the missiles, so Mr Blonde pulled his sidearm and ordered the guy to “TURN YOUR KEY, SIR!” And it doesn’t make me feel all too great.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I’ll pass on the monologue thanks…