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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

So I think about the impending doom and the fact that Hegseth recently allows guns on military bases and that there are people that will not really want to engage in an illegal attack and then I think about they scene at the start of Wargames when the guy didn’t want to launch the missiles, so Mr Blonde pulled his sidearm and ordered the guy to “TURN YOUR KEY, SIR!” And it doesn’t make me feel all too great.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I’ll pass on the monologue thanks…

CLYDE KOBAYASHI's avatar

🤔 Hmmm! “maybe” there is hope for Tucker Carlson? 🤷🏻‍♂️ (RESTACK)

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

There is no need to waste hope on him. He provided considerable help in bringing us to this place. He helped donnie constantly since 2015.

The only good news for tucker is that he too gets to burn along with us in this hellish nightmare. Ain't no one getting out of this one.

CLYDE KOBAYASHI's avatar

I was being sarcastic, still it is interesting to see through his religious hypocrisy, I agree, I don’t give Tucker Carlson much hope.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Regarding watching TC: "We … are going to watch that maybe?"

Nope. I ain't doing that. Never have. Never will. Sitting around watching these dumbbells troll us with their stupid has never been on my list of things to do. Time is precious. I could be working on art or reading a book or researching and writing a non-comment or whatever and the time is spent much more productively. Simple masturbation is more productive. Getting high is more productive. Staring at a dot on a wall and thinking about nothing at all is more productive. It ain't saving the world but it is saving my sanity.

People who think we need to watch RWNJs or listen to them or read them so we can help bring them to the light are always frustrated when the carefully constructed counter argument has no effect. Time wasted. The RWNJ sneers at reasonable discussion and considers any effort to have that to be a sign of weakness. They always double down.

I'm happy our RWNJs are now finding out I was right about their false idol. I have no compassion for them, only compassion for the rest of us as we struggle to survive their firestorm of destruction. I am consoled that they are in the firestorm with us. That way I don't have to shout across the room as I tell them "I told you so you stupid shits!"

Baconzgood's avatar

Wow. Tucker swings faster than that pendulum on the broken clock my aunt gave me.

In 6 months he will be a liberal Democrat.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

No he won't. He'll be back to blaming Obama and Biden if he is even still alive.

Tony Seybert's avatar

Is it OK if I’m resistant to the idea that conservatives should get a cookie whenever they notice something that was super obvious to all normal people 10 or 20 years ago?

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I like you resisting that urge to reward them. Because the only reward they deserve is to watch everything they cherish get tossed into the fire they started before they themselves also get tossed in.

helenasgarden's avatar

I think of them as useful tools. Until they aren't.

Baconzgood's avatar

No. They bitch that you even had a a cookie for them, then take 3 and blame you for not paying.

*See Mississippi governance. Or Faux Noose.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Graham's Bizarre Alaskan Hideout?

Our holiday time Captain and Tennille cover band.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Probably pointed out elsewhere but I don't give a fuck.

Ahem. Listen tucker: when you say "We don’t go to war with other theocracies to find out which one is more effective...." the "...with other theocracies ..." part of your statement does not simply imply the "we" part of the sentence is also a theocracy, IT IS SAYING WE ARE A THEOCRACY YOU DUMB FUCK! It's the "OTHER" stupid!

Fuck you tucker and fuck you donnie. Fuck all y'all! I don't give a fuck about Easter 'fucks'. But I do give a fuck about a properly constructed sentence!

yrs,

Sister Mary Patrick Immacula

Saint Jude's Catholic School

Seek's avatar
1hEdited

85 seconds to nuclear annihilation seems a bit optimistic right now.

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ETA: https://archive.is/63nc2 Nope nothing at all to worry about.

Dave Zimny's avatar

When both Marjorie Taylor Greene and Tucker Carlson start making sense, it's a sure sign that the Apocalypse....wait a minute, I take that back. Not funny, not funny at all...

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

They are waking up.

That's woke.

Stanta Knows's avatar

"You want me to not decimate Iran? Then give me another target, a military target (that will distract people from the Epstein files)." - Grand Moff Trumpkin

helenasgarden's avatar

Trump did mention Greenland again.

Queen Méabh's avatar

I keep thinking about Hitler's Reichstag Speech in January 1939. This speech is often cited as a key moment in the radicalization of the "Jewish Question" toward the Final Solution. I bet Stephen Miller knows it by heart.

Jackmom's avatar

But its 4th Dementianal Chess!

Brian McCurdy's avatar

I'd ask the republican majority in Congress to step in but I'd hate to interrupt the two-week vacation they're taking. They desperately need this getaway from the hard work of enabling this madman for a decade.

Mary O'Shegetz's avatar

I hope we can be confident that Stephen, Steven, and Little Marco dash into the oval office or wherever the fuck Dear Leader is holed up these days at 4:50 PM EDT, with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, Sir, please hold off for another two weeks. We are in talks with the Ayatollah and we are so close to coming to an agreement wherein Iran surrenders unconditionally to you, Dear Leader. Please give us more time!"

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"and here, drink this. It's the new diet coke. It's called Trump coke. It's a little bitter at first."

Anzu's avatar

This is what Obama was talking about when he said he was against "stupid wars."