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Runfastandwin's avatar

The Mollusk will undulate

under the sea

and if you are there to see it

it's the place to be

Pere Ubu's avatar

I was watching original TV coverage of the Apollo 11 lunar landing last week. Don't know why I mention that.

"That's one small step for urchin..."

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

So MG got me thinking and whenever I get thinking I start digging. Sometimes when I get digging I find treasure!

So these sea urchins CAN be kept as pets inside a saltwater aquarium right in your home. The urchins balance the aquarium eco system by eating algae. The saltwater aquarium is significantly more difficult and expensive to own.

This got me to wondering if aquarium owners have clubs where club members get together to hang out? Silly question, of course there are clubs! They even have local and regional get togethers.

I also wondered if they have shows similar to the Westminster Kennel Club shows for dogs where dog owners just plotz on the spot whenever the Toy Dogs strut their stuff. Sad to say but they don't do that kind of thing. Too bad.

Still, I learned some new things today so Thank you to MG and the urchin tab mascot.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Sea Urchin: *I'm* walkin' heah!

Michael's avatar

Urchin's not lurchin - love those little feet!

Richard S's avatar

Did the creature with the first chin have an Ur-chin?

Schmannity's avatar

Urchin with their dirty faces

Menotsure's avatar

Am I detecting a teeny tiny theme here?

I can't help but wonder how grubby kids came to be called urchins.

These guys don't look grubby at all.

tehbaddr's avatar

Micro Uni.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Be sure to pee on the stung area.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

By the third time I'd got stung by a jellyfish, I'd learned that neither lotions nor vinegar nor pee will work. What does work is using a credit card to scrape the affected area in all directions to remove the microscopic spines.

I used my health insurance card, which is the one and only time I found it was truly useful for anything and didn't cost me a penny.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

I am 90% confident that it originated as a way to pee on a friend. "No, really, we have to pee on your leg."

NatalyaResists's avatar

An urchin urchin.

The Wanderer's avatar

Puns ahoy, from 2017:

________________

Whatever I stepped on, it hurt like one of those little toy plastic bricks.

But it wasn’t a plastic brick. It was a little round thing made of up of spines. It blinked two big blue eyes at me. “Sorry,” I said.

“Yo, we coo', fo shizzle mah nizzle."

“Gotta be a street urchin,” the sheep giggled.

“I think I hurt him,” I said. “He’s lurchin.’”

“Naw, mang,” the urchin said, “I’m searchin.’ There’s a book I’m looking for.”

“What book’s that?” the sheep asked.

“Yo, woolly, you axin’ too many questions,” the urchin said. “I’m researchin.’” He grumbled a bit and rolled off into the kitchen.

Resource NW's avatar

Hang him up by his firkins. iykyk

Paul Prothero's avatar

Goatheads have entered the chat.

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I grew up in Florida, the land of the sandspur. Driving teachers tell you never to drive barefoot because it would be well nigh impossible to keep your foot on the brake if there was a sandspur there. I concur.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Four sided dice!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

When I was a kid, I got a bunch of cockleburrs on my socks. By the time I got home, my ankles were a mess.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I have a slight allergy to those gottdamn things. I remember virtually having to drink Caladryl as a remedy.

DustBowlBlue's avatar

Someone had a few of those on offer at a native plant sale I attended last spring. I get it, but I still gave them some serious side-eye. Ain't no way I'm bringing those things onto my property ON PURPOSE.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

After allowing part of my property to go untrimmed some small flowering plants appeared that produce small (1/8 inch) burrs. Easily removed with the rubber palm of abrasion resistant gloves.

DustBowlBlue's avatar

They are very cool looking, like something that should be microscopic. We would come home wearing bushels of them after playing on my grandparent's property.

I have several patches of Spanish Needle (bidens bipinnata). The seeds are about 3/4 inch with a little bundle of spikes on the end that cling to any and everything. I just avoid walking past them. I like having a semi-noxious plant called "Bidens."

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

They can be unpleasant when they get stuck in your socks or shoes up up a pant leg.

Babe Paley's avatar

Our dog got those in her paws all the time during certain times of year—they’re really awful!

The Wanderer's avatar

I have, and they're evil.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

See…urchin!

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I was a C urchin. I wrote operating systems.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Babby sea urchin toddling about, just like a babby hooman!

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I'd rather have that thing running across the floor above me than Thundersprog.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Oh, it's a sea urchin. I thought it was a biopsy from RFKJs cranium.

Pere Ubu's avatar

more intelligent

Anne Davis's avatar

It’s not half the country, Jimmy! Only in a MAGA brain do 6 million viewers equal half of 135 million viewers. Can we please stop giving these people more credit than they’re due?

pskbh's avatar

How many of us couldn't watch it until Marcie posted the video yesterday? Might be a drop in the bucket, but probably a big drop! I loved it!

Littorally Speaking's avatar

ICYMI, Jeff Tiedrich re: the blatant ongoing ILLEGAL coverup and inaction of Shitler’s Department of J̸u̸s̸t̸i̸c̸e̸ Protecting Child Sex Traffickers ...

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/the-dead-pedo-bestie-files-coverup?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

Cincinnatus's avatar

NYT: "A large Pride flag was quietly removed from the Stonewall National Monument in Manhattan after a directive from the federal government, the latest step in the Trump administration’s nationwide assault on diversity initiatives and the second time in less than a year it has targeted the Greenwich Village site, which commemorates the birth of the L.G.B.T.Q. rights movement. The flag’s removal came weeks after the Department of the Interior issued federal guidance on displaying “non-agency” flags in the National Park System, which includes a small park in front of the Stonewall Inn, the bar for which the federal monument is named. Elected officials and bar employees said they realized the rainbow flag was gone on Monday morning."

Runfastandwin's avatar

"Fuck Katie Britt and fuck the New York Times" evergreen...

Jamoche's avatar

Donnie is suddenly opposed to the new bridge because one of his buddies owns the old bridge. Which is a toll bridge. And he’s all upset about the competition. Also, those toll fees don’t go to maintenance.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Yeah, I'd like to SEE China try to ban hockey in Canada, what with them being on the border of the biggest selection of private firearms in the world. (Although, der Führer seems to feel we no longer need the Second Amendment, wonder why THAT might be...)

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

NYT alternate headline

“Katie Britt had one moment of empathy. But she powered through it”

Reader's avatar

You know what I would like to see?

ONE SINGLE FUCKING ARTICLE ABOUT DEMS DOING ONE GODDAMNED THING ABOUT ANY OF IT.

Cincinnatus's avatar

HuffPost "Progressive activist Analilia Mejia won the Democratic primary in a special election to represent the New Jersey suburbs in Congress, a significant win for the left in the ongoing battles over the party’s ideological direction and a massive own goal by pro-Israel groups who attacked the front-runner in the race.

Mejia campaigned with Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.), and had the backing of a host of other left-wing groups and figures. A former political director for Sanders’ presidential campaign and leader of the progressive Center for Popular Democracy, Mejia began the race with significantly less name identification than her opponents, but benefited from both high-profile endorsements and from Democrats’ increased opposition to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement."

Cincinnatus's avatar

HuffPost: New Yorkers Really Did Not Want To Miss Bad Bunny's Performance

"It seems like Bad Bunny's Super Bowl LX halftime show had New Yorkers holding their bladders. Water usage in New York City declined greatly during the halftime show on Sunday, but it spiked almost immediately after Bad Bunny’s performance ended, according to New York City Environmental Protection. "In the 15 minutes right after the show ended, there was a spike in usage equivalent to 761,719 toilets flushing across town.” NYC Environmental Protection said in a post on X."

lordpnut's avatar

A man's terlet is his voting stick.

- Archie Bunker(ish)

Shallow state's avatar

A new addition to the solution-in-search-of-a-problem e-asshole space carved out by the likes of Segway and Google Glass: e-sneakers.

https://www.npr.org/2026/02/10/nx-s1-5698195/nike-amplify-bionic-sneakers

Happy Camper's avatar

Really appreciate the link to supportminnesota.com. It isn't over just because the news isn't covering it.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Chastity Belt, TN) Xitter: "Last night’s halftime show was a disgrace and it mocked American families. Depicting gay pornography on prime time has no place in our culture. The Bad Bunny performance is conclusive proof that Puerto Rico should never be a state."

pskbh's avatar

So, he watched 👀 it?

Cincinnatus's avatar

Probably on a loop.

Reader's avatar

Are you telling me that there is a town called Chastity Belt, or is that a joke?

Cincinnatus's avatar

Pure snark (put possible, eh?)

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

He was talking about the obscenity of Kid Rock in jorts.

Happy Camper's avatar

Gay pornography? Did he see the same show I saw?

Cincinnatus's avatar

Ogles (maybe): "I know it when I see it!"

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Make America 1964 Again!.

- Justice Potter's landmark decision on obscenity with that quote came out then

Tracks that an ancient white man would be stuck in the 60's and jealous of all the free love he wasn't getting.

Cincinnatus's avatar

RFKJ at Heritage Foundation event: “It’s a joy to work for him [Trump] because he lets me do stuff that I don’t think anybody else would ever let me do.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-jr-donald-trump-joy_n_698b0928e4b0d9287220cf45?origin=home-latest-news-unit