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Alternative Dog's avatar

"human Photoshop pinch tool Charlie Kirk"

LOL

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. So sad, too bad.

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Vermicious Kid, RN's avatar

I am not comforted by RFKJR being able to divert people from Trump by converting them into single issue voters over vaccines. It does not bode well for any of us.

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UnionThuggery's avatar

At a seminar recently an election analyst was telling us that the polling on RFK JR is such that it changes week to week who his campaign hurts more, but it seems likely to draw a little from both but probably slightly more from Trump. And I'm paraphrasing here, he presents an alternative for non-insurrectionists that still think covid was fake/side-effects of 5G exposure and vaccines have microchips in them.

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zb23's avatar

what an absolute shocking development that no one could have possibly foreseen!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i am shook fam

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Babe Paley's avatar

HA HA HA!

I was at the post office just now, and there was a guy with a clipboard getting signatures. Because of my having been the person out there getting signatures, I stopped and asked what he was doing. He let me know he was getting signatures for RFK junior to be on the ballot here. I asked him why. He told me he campaigned for RFK and loved him so much, and that he was against war. Okay--but what about his son? He said he felt such love for senior that he was working for his son...also, junior was an environmentalist...and...

I said I feel like his takes on science are dangerous. I was told that nobody's perfect.

I politely declined to sign.

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UnionThuggery's avatar

Mike Oxlarge libelz!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm curious if Kristi got wet when Trump said the Democrat Party threw RK, Jr. out like a dog.

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UnionThuggery's avatar

Oof.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

If Junior ends up costing Trump the election, we should never let Steve Bannon forget it.

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pmsrw3's avatar

"So now, Juniors’ a so-called Independent, but he’s not, he’s a Radical Left Lunatic"

So what, Radical Left Lunatics can't be Independents?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

No. Independents are Republicans who are ashamed to use the R word anymore.

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marxalot's avatar

...did I miss a cue or did Marcie just put an entire paragraph of rhyming dependent clauses in there?

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DemoCat's avatar

Maybe RFK joonyer really is playing 5G chess and knows if he can steal 5-10% of Trump’s votes on the “I’m Also Crazy, but Trump Can’t Win AnyWay and You Don’t Want to Vote for Either of Them So Vote For Me” ticket, he can say he personally stopped Trump from destroying America. It would be an actual contribution at least. I didn’t buy it when many started fretting last year that RFK jr would take votes from Biden. He’s hardly a liberal on several key issues. But he does like to “do his own research,” and “just ask questions.” So he resonates with that growing crowd of measles-curious folk.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

According to Grandpa Trump, the Dems "threw out RFK Jr like a dog" and also too, "RFK Jr is a Dem plant".

It's a delicate balancing act at Democratic HQ.

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Uncle Milburn's avatar

That's AI logic right there!

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Will no one rid us of that turbulent AI priest?

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Absence (of) intelligence?

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Sophia's avatar

Run on sentences used to drive me insane. It was the first thing I would see when co workers asked me to proof read their correspondence. No one wanted to hear me mutter "Holy run on sentence Batman." Other grammatical offenses might make it past me but never that one. I have now become inured to this unholy linguistics atrocity. Thanks Trump

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

How do you feel bout misplaced apostrophes?

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Sophia's avatar

I must confess I personally have a problem with its & it's. Never sure which way to go.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I also have to think about that one, but I was specifically referring to tfg's spelling of Junior' like that. Same when he was fighting with Rubio, calling him Liddle'.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I'm waiting to hear someone needle tfg about his grammar.

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DrBDH's avatar

Every time Trump calls a liberal a Fascist, the Project-o-Meter maxes out at 11,000.

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Alpaca22's avatar

Dear Marcie, your articles should come with a warning to not be drinking a beverage whilst reading. This was a sublime piece of writing. Thank you

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Dina's avatar

"In response, RFK Jr. called Trump “unhinged” and challenged him to a debate, which would be as fun as a couple of raccoons with their tails tied together fighting over a chicken bone" almost killed me when I was drinking coffee.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

That long, long run-on screed of a "Truth" mostly reminds me that Trump is indeed a real estate mogul. He's got SO MANY people living in his head.

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