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Mandorlind's avatar

I assume they're more upset at "some female thinks she can be happy without children!" And a husband, presumably.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

OH NOEZ! can't teach children that there is such a thing as contraception for the times when the ladies don't want to be brood mares in white supremacists' wet dreams?

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Marr's avatar

Trump could run down 5th Avenue yelling "Condoms" at the top of his lungs and still get reelected.

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pgjack's avatar

I normally watch only steamed channels, Amazon, Netflix, etc. but every once in a while I watch a broadcast channel and am subjected to bears bragging about their kissably clean butts. I don't think bears give a damn about their butts being clean and I too am put off by this stupid commercial. It's toilet paper for goodness sake. We wipe our butts with it, flush it and forget about it. When I record shows I fast forward through it. It's not immoral or disgusting, just so effing stupid.

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James Baskin's avatar

Three cheers for clean buts! And comdums.

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

It's obvious that he should have said "rubbers".

It's a funnier word.At least funnier than prophylactics."raincoats" is a more obscure alternate, but might ruin the (already weak) joke."Johnnys" is too UK, as would be "jimmy hats"

They really wouldn't have liked "love gloves".

Heh, heh. Rubbers... *snorks*

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

Broyhill LIBELZ!!1!!!

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

I like my channels both steamed and pressed.

(but not my condoms)

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

He should have thought "condoms" 42 years ago.

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

Shouldn't they be spending their time choosing Jiff?

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Okay. Really? I just saw a commercial where men are holding sad looking carrots and talking about their penises. Where is the outrage?!

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

No mushrooms?

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MAZS's avatar

Naw, children aren't "blessings from the Lord", they're simple intercourse without [what's the word,, oh yea] CONDOMS.

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willi0000000's avatar

or . . . you could do both . . . and then blame your mangled testicles on Hillary.

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Jenny, Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

And then does so on you and your bed!

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La Cieca's avatar

She was right the first time.

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