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Bitch better have my votes.

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I was too young to know about feminists when the Tom Jones song She's a Lady was on the radio. But knew enough to be pissed off by the line ...she knows her place. Proud that my daughters know it's wherever they want it to be.

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We were allowed to have checking accounts at least. But the man who set it up for me at the bank was like the asshole court clerks who do not appreciate the fact that same sex marriage is now the law.

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I came here this morning because it said "69 comments". But I don't see any.

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Certainly not the pedants!

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That sounds nice dear. Here's ten dollars so you can run off and buy yourself something pretty down at the mall.

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I can't think of a single Lysistrata pun.

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Or you could try gin.

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Let alone equal rights!

Oh, wait....

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I cherish women. Women have half the money and all the pussy!

Well, 40.4% of the money...

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this post is Tank Girl approved?

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I'm sorry, dear, did you say something? I was thinking about college football starting up next week.

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my vote goes for Mary Edwards Walker. That Shocking Female in Trousers. only female recipient of the Medal of Honor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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You're welcome.

Is there anything else I can give you? A nice sausage?

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A bratwurst would be nice, thank you. Oh, did you mean something else?

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Wiener Walzer?

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