Hello, millennial children of the digital age! You probably think you're pretty "cool" if you take a picture of yourself voting for Obama and then post it on your favorite social media networking time-wasting porn sites, so your friends can see that you're a liberal chump like them. In this sense voting is like every other activity in your shallow, overshared life. But unlike the artfully filtered pictures of your homemade meals that you put on Instagram and all those nude selfies you stuck on MySpace in 2006 and then forgot about, those photos of your ballots are
My reliable teabagger pal tells me the latest theory making the rounds on wingnut email chains and rant-blogs goes something like this:
1. Blacks vote early 2. Exit polls will show Obama winning 3. Other blacks won't bother voting, because lazy (the ones who don't get up early, that is) 4. Hard-working Real Americans™ will vote after work (in wingnuttistan, they have jobs), and of course they're all for Romney, because they're Real Americans™. 5. Mitt wins!
Personally, I'm going with: Liberal, rational people are seriouly pissed at all this GOP assholery, and they're gonna vote come hell or high water.
I had to take a few shots of my ballot . . . It just couldn&#039;t get the <a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=duck face" target="_blank">duck face</a> right.
My reliable teabagger pal tells me the latest theory making the rounds on wingnut email chains and rant-blogs goes something like this:
1. Blacks vote early 2. Exit polls will show Obama winning 3. Other blacks won&#039;t bother voting, because lazy (the ones who don&#039;t get up early, that is) 4. Hard-working Real Americans&trade; will vote after work (in wingnuttistan, they have jobs), and of course they&#039;re all for Romney, because they&#039;re Real Americans&trade;. 5. Mitt wins!
Personally, I&#039;m going with: Liberal, rational people are seriouly pissed at all this GOP assholery, and they&#039;re gonna vote come hell or high water.
seriously, if Candidate B gets elected i&#039;[m moving to canada.
I had to take a few shots of my ballot . . . It just couldn&#039;t get the <a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=duck face" target="_blank">duck face</a> right.
Silly, blahs and latinos can&#039;t afford cell phones! Unless they&#039;re Obamaphones...