My reliable teabagger pal tells me the latest theory making the rounds on wingnut email chains and rant-blogs goes something like this:
1. Blacks vote early 2. Exit polls will show Obama winning 3. Other blacks won't bother voting, because lazy (the ones who don't get up early, that is) 4. Hard-working Real Americans™ will vote after work (in wingnuttistan, they have jobs), and of course they're all for Romney, because they're Real Americans™. 5. Mitt wins!
Personally, I'm going with: Liberal, rational people are seriouly pissed at all this GOP assholery, and they're gonna vote come hell or high water.
I had to take a few shots of my ballot . . . It just couldn&#039;t get the <a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=duck face" target="_blank">duck face</a> right.
My reliable teabagger pal tells me the latest theory making the rounds on wingnut email chains and rant-blogs goes something like this:
1. Blacks vote early 2. Exit polls will show Obama winning 3. Other blacks won&#039;t bother voting, because lazy (the ones who don&#039;t get up early, that is) 4. Hard-working Real Americans&trade; will vote after work (in wingnuttistan, they have jobs), and of course they&#039;re all for Romney, because they&#039;re Real Americans&trade;. 5. Mitt wins!
Personally, I&#039;m going with: Liberal, rational people are seriouly pissed at all this GOP assholery, and they&#039;re gonna vote come hell or high water.
seriously, if Candidate B gets elected i&#039;[m moving to canada.
I had to take a few shots of my ballot . . . It just couldn&#039;t get the <a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=duck face" target="_blank">duck face</a> right.
Silly, blahs and latinos can&#039;t afford cell phones! Unless they&#039;re Obamaphones...