While we were all sleeping with John Lewis on the House Floor, the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union in a referendum that has sent shockwaves across the world. Don't worry though, that crashing sound you heard when you woke up was just xenophobic nationalists drunk on their own fear attempting to burn down another civilized society. While it's still too early to gauge the fallout from the so-called "Brexit," the celebratory fires and riots will eventually calm as a global hangover takes hold.