"During his active service in the Royal Navy (1971–1976), he qualified as a helicopter pilot and commanded the coastal minehunter HMS Bronington, achieving the rank of commander before retiring from active duty. "
I just remembered a NY Times reporter contributing his thoughts about the Royal Visit last night on Deadline White House, he said Charles was coming to "soothe and flatter" Trump. The top of Nicole's head came off, she and the 3 other panelists all observed that's how you control a child. They didn't let up, by the time the segment ended, Mr.NY times looked deeply embarrassed. I enjoyed it.
"I actually, and not many people know this, but it used to be just ten. Just ten. But I said "Harland," he let me call him that, not Kernel, I said "Harland, you gotta add one more spice" or herb I guess. So he did. I never get any credit."
You know what really put a craw up TACO'S ass and be awsom
If Charles III said nonchalantly "yeah. We destroyed the White House more and quicker in a month than you can do in 5 years. And we did it over 200 years ago "
Trump: looking confused "you never did that. The War of 1812 is fake news!!!!"
Royal Story. No, not that one where I was nearly killed by gurkhas, another one.
Royal spazmo Diana had died recently after fucking Dodi al Fayed and hiring drunky mcdrunkface as a limo driver. She didn't have much taste.
I'm going to a wedding on the Sunday for my friend. I'm with my gf at the time in some shop in London, might have been Selfridges, can't fucking remember. Sunday is also the day of Diana's funeral. We're getting a wedding card.
Me: "I can't wait to get the fuck out of there when it's over on Sunday and get a drink"
I still remember my mother waking me up to tell me the news.
I told her I didn't care and went back to sleep.
It was gross watching the media fetishise her and her "tragic life" when almost all the trauma was very much their fault. Never seen such guilty tells.
And I never want to hear Candle In The Wind ever again, that was just offensive.
And the mindless punters who'd bought every tabloid sensation all went along with it, god forbid that people think about how celebrity news culture is deeply toxic. No no, leave a teddy bear at the palace because that way you don't share any blame for those pap's chasing her so you can get your excitement from the newspaper in the morning.
I worked with a woman when I was at the hotel at the time of her death who had to call off for a week from grief. I mean, she was kind of obsessed with Diana, and every weekend night would scour the latest tabloids from the gift shop and try to make everyone care as much as she did.
Let's just say when she composed herself enough to come back and discovered company bereavement did not extend to " divorced Royal from another country I am in no way related to. At all. Full stop." there was some genuine grief on her side and her unpaid vacation.
Of course Diana didn't deserve to die like that; no one does. OTOH, AFAIK, there was never much to her, other than marrying a prince and bearing his little princelings. Ghoulish as it sounds, death can have a way of enhancing your reputation.
She was the first one of her caliber to do so and so tenderly and the whole world saw it because of who she was. It was a big fucking deal at the time. It meant the world to the gay community.
I respected her efforts to find any kind of normal she could for the boys and her powerful love for them. It was the craziest mismatch for her & Charles, oil and water. Why in the fuck did they have to make Charles so miserable, that shit just wasn't going to fly in the modern world.
It really is. A few days ago, a beloved phys ed teacher in the town where I deliver died in a single-vehicle crash, hitting the concrete median on the freeway. Little has been reported on the causes, other than that investigators did rule out intoxication of any kind.
Of course, some ass has to sound off in the local news website's Facebook comments, insisting that because this was a young, healthy, active individual, he must have just suddenly tweaked out from gEtTiNg VaXeD.
Oof, that was an address for the history books. I'm no monarchist and I'm certainly not blowing smoke because Charles is the king of anything, but that address was a beautiful repudiation of everything MAGA and DT stand for. I hope people watch it. He absolutely schooled the administration and Congress. And it was also refreshing to hear the English language spoken properly in that chamber, and for almost an hour! 😅
GIVE BUNKER BABY BALLROOM.
No.
"The move highlights the ideological differences between the two leaders"
First, Charles clearly has an ideology, informed by History, study, experience, and tradition.
Second, Trump has his widdle dick between two fingers, just barely.
"During his active service in the Royal Navy (1971–1976), he qualified as a helicopter pilot and commanded the coastal minehunter HMS Bronington, achieving the rank of commander before retiring from active duty. "
No bone spurs detected.
He was a shit pilot though.
May I suggest some restraint on the No Kings protests today... perhaps a sign that reads "Huzzah and Pip Pip for an Actual!"
Why is Trump shaking hands with his own Cabinet? Shouldn't Charles be doing that since he's a guest? They can meet Trump anytime.
Possible he doesn't know who half of them are. His narcissism prevents him from using the age-old cognitive decline cover of calling everyone "chief".
I just remembered a NY Times reporter contributing his thoughts about the Royal Visit last night on Deadline White House, he said Charles was coming to "soothe and flatter" Trump. The top of Nicole's head came off, she and the 3 other panelists all observed that's how you control a child. They didn't let up, by the time the segment ended, Mr.NY times looked deeply embarrassed. I enjoyed it.
Mehdi Hasan supercut of Trump "toning down the rhetoric."
xcancel.com/mehdirhasan/status/2048953197838934104
At this very moment, I imagine Chaz pushing his dinner plate away.
doesn't like Happy Meals?
Or, an anything but happy meal.
"I actually, and not many people know this, but it used to be just ten. Just ten. But I said "Harland," he let me call him that, not Kernel, I said "Harland, you gotta add one more spice" or herb I guess. So he did. I never get any credit."
No no, he merely gestures for it to be removed. He's not a common Trump.
I don't know what this is supposed to be, but it's certainly not bangers and mash!
You know what really put a craw up TACO'S ass and be awsom
If Charles III said nonchalantly "yeah. We destroyed the White House more and quicker in a month than you can do in 5 years. And we did it over 200 years ago "
Trump: looking confused "you never did that. The War of 1812 is fake news!!!!"
Gaetz: ‘We’ve now 86’d McCarthy, McDaniel, McConnell’
Wow! Three acts of political violence.
wellllll,
at least yrrrr
smoking lamp
is nao lit, hooraaaaaaaay! [phew!]
Imagine the king’s inner monologue while in the presence of Donald J Trump.
"Mother told me that its a shitty job. She wasn't kidding."
"My plants hold better conversations than this"
If only I had let the cancer win …..
"Why in the Holy Mother of Fuck am I doing this?!?"
“Lie back and think of England.”
"What stinks?"
[make it look like an accident, 007].gif
over/under of the 4-day visit coming off without at least one ridiculous clusterfuck?
oh, they've replaced the australian flags already?
There is no chance the Idiot will not embarrass himself.
The question is whether it becomes a two-day visit.
Next stop NYC with Mamdani and Commonwealth of Virginia who just redistricted.
Good scheduling.
Imagine NYC erupting for him. Fuckface would have kittens.
It's already happened.
Pretty sure he already babbled at them about the ballroom during a photo op yesterday.
Priorities.
Apparently 86 meaning has changed from my youth. 8647 can get you indicted.
"dump it in the trash, it's gone bad" to everyone but the idiots who can't understand jokes.
8647
five three oh neinnneeee!!!
Maxwell Smart would like to have a word with the current AG...
99… hmmmmm
luftballons!
Nice, but not bombastic.
(47, 86) In 2-D
f():R—>R st f(47)=86
The "D's" being DUMB and DUMBER!
Royal Story. No, not that one where I was nearly killed by gurkhas, another one.
Royal spazmo Diana had died recently after fucking Dodi al Fayed and hiring drunky mcdrunkface as a limo driver. She didn't have much taste.
I'm going to a wedding on the Sunday for my friend. I'm with my gf at the time in some shop in London, might have been Selfridges, can't fucking remember. Sunday is also the day of Diana's funeral. We're getting a wedding card.
Me: "I can't wait to get the fuck out of there when it's over on Sunday and get a drink"
[multiple people turn around and death-stare me]
Eh whatever, it goes for both.
I still remember my mother waking me up to tell me the news.
I told her I didn't care and went back to sleep.
It was gross watching the media fetishise her and her "tragic life" when almost all the trauma was very much their fault. Never seen such guilty tells.
And I never want to hear Candle In The Wind ever again, that was just offensive.
And the mindless punters who'd bought every tabloid sensation all went along with it, god forbid that people think about how celebrity news culture is deeply toxic. No no, leave a teddy bear at the palace because that way you don't share any blame for those pap's chasing her so you can get your excitement from the newspaper in the morning.
She deserved better.
The ladies in my office at the time collected the set of royal wedding plates. Every girl wants to be a princess.
I worked with a woman when I was at the hotel at the time of her death who had to call off for a week from grief. I mean, she was kind of obsessed with Diana, and every weekend night would scour the latest tabloids from the gift shop and try to make everyone care as much as she did.
Let's just say when she composed herself enough to come back and discovered company bereavement did not extend to " divorced Royal from another country I am in no way related to. At all. Full stop." there was some genuine grief on her side and her unpaid vacation.
I'm kind of with you.
Of course Diana didn't deserve to die like that; no one does. OTOH, AFAIK, there was never much to her, other than marrying a prince and bearing his little princelings. Ghoulish as it sounds, death can have a way of enhancing your reputation.
No she didn't. And was a decent face of that land mine thing.
Other than that ...
Holding the African boy who had AIDs.
Christ, even Bono can do that.
She was the first one of her caliber to do so and so tenderly and the whole world saw it because of who she was. It was a big fucking deal at the time. It meant the world to the gay community.
I respected her efforts to find any kind of normal she could for the boys and her powerful love for them. It was the craziest mismatch for her & Charles, oil and water. Why in the fuck did they have to make Charles so miserable, that shit just wasn't going to fly in the modern world.
wait, you were nearly killed by tiny pickles???
Queen's guard. Those chaps are stone-cold killers.
It's got to be a dilly of a story!
Stories are his bread and butter.
I'm growing some in my garden right now. I better watch out!
vicious little fuckers
LOL!
No he just has one.
Home from the gym...where today there was a guy wearing a T-shirt that said...
"IMPEACH JIMMY KIMMEL"
Yes he was wearing a red MAGAT hat...
The stupid...it's destroying us...
It really is. A few days ago, a beloved phys ed teacher in the town where I deliver died in a single-vehicle crash, hitting the concrete median on the freeway. Little has been reported on the causes, other than that investigators did rule out intoxication of any kind.
Of course, some ass has to sound off in the local news website's Facebook comments, insisting that because this was a young, healthy, active individual, he must have just suddenly tweaked out from gEtTiNg VaXeD.
He probably really did think it was possible to *impeach* Kimmel. They are that stupid.
I can imagine that asshole saying "Brendan Carr said Kimmel can be impeached"...😵💫
Did he weigh himself on the gym's scale only to scoff that it was rigged?
The hat was to cover the "I'M AN IDIOT" magic-markered on his forehead by the guys down at the old man bar while he was passed out.
wait, that's an Old Man Bar??
More like tattooed.
Snow Crash style.
Did you point and laugh at him?
that t-shirt was so fucking stupid I just shut my mouth...
Where to fucking begin...
you can't you just can't begin to comprehend just how fucking stupid these brain dead meatheads are.
he paid good money for that shirt. and the hat.
That isn’t an outfit. It’s an IQ test.
His IQ is in the negative range... -∞ ...
Oof, that was an address for the history books. I'm no monarchist and I'm certainly not blowing smoke because Charles is the king of anything, but that address was a beautiful repudiation of everything MAGA and DT stand for. I hope people watch it. He absolutely schooled the administration and Congress. And it was also refreshing to hear the English language spoken properly in that chamber, and for almost an hour! 😅
Charles is well spoken and well read. AND he's the king, so he invented the KING'S ENGLISH!!
I wonder if he wrote it himself, he takes speeches very seriously. Gave the first one in welsh by a Prince of Wales.