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Axomamma's avatar

I'm surprised you didn't include the video where Trump shoves himself in front of King Charles to shake hands with people.

Marcus Damicus's avatar

It's a wonder Trump hasn't yet mentioned the King that the British burned the White House in the War of 1812. You know, to prove the need for the ballroom.

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TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Hey Chuck, you were good friends with Jimmy Saville weren't you? What was that like?

Marc's avatar

Everyone 'knew' Saville the kindly charity dude. To begin with no one knew what Saville was up to beyond his close friends.

Axomamma's avatar

Well, I don't know that all the kids he touched would consider themselves to have been his close friend but they certainly knew.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

You should listen to the Behind the Bastards episode they just did on him, because people absolutely knew. Quite a few tried to expose him.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

King Charles is a massive asshole. The way he and his family treated Princess Diana is disgusting. Fuck him.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Why’s NATO gotta be so mean and refuse to build Trump’s balls room?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Melania's white suit is so poorly fitted! Who wore it better? Camilla.

455 Rocket Cat's avatar

Is Andrew’s Epstein File safe from damaging the royal brand in Congress someday?

Stulexington's avatar

It's really saying something that between the two of them Charlie is the adult in the room.

Ron Spangler's avatar

I think you mean "tawdry twat" here.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Was not sure we could use that particular invective on this site, but yes. King Charles is a massive twat.

Rad's avatar

Where... oh where... have I see her hat style before...?

Oh, yes! "Poltergeist II - The Other Side". That tracks.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091778/mediaviewer/rm2265262081/?ref_=ttmi_mi_14_1

Hank Napkin's avatar

LET ME... PLEASE LET ME... LET ME TOUCH HIS HEM

"People aren't happy with the White House leaning into accusations of President Donald Trump's tyrannical reputation by posting a picture of him and King Charles with the caption "TWO KINGS" shortly after the regent's visit on Tuesday."

(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

Queen Camilla needs to take Melania aside and teach her how to pick out and wear hats. As a humanitarian gesture.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Her claim to fame is being trump arm-candy, a soft-porn "model", and making absurd sartorial choices. Oh, and also a moron who, after decades, can't seem to get with the English Language. I met a Ukrainian woman today who has been here 4 years and is completely understandable.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Trump to his circle: "look how nice Charles is, why can't I be a king also too? I WANNA BE A KING"

Resource NW's avatar

More tornado watches TX and OK. I think Ryan Hall may need some sleep, a shower and coffee.

Mr blob's avatar

Look at these weird old fuckers and their rotting hotdog hand appendages

https://xcancel.com/whitehouse/status/2049208884280062270?s=46&t=QTHD9GMfDGpAyfUoOmtJMw

Chuck is undergoing treatment for cancer

Donnie appears be suffering from some sort of zombie curse

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Look at the hands of any woman who's had cosmetic surgery to appear younger. They can't do anything about them.

eo's avatar

I think that "zombie curse" is the only reasonable explanation for Trump's behavior. No wonder he wants to live in an underground bunker/ballroom.