Have you heard about the impending invasion of the Space Devils? Whether it's another discovery of a new "earthlike" planet filled with thousand-foot-tall rape monsters or the latest MSNBC documentary about the night demons who arrive all the time in UFOs as foretold in the Bible, it seems we just can't escape the fact that very soon now, the sky will be filled with gigantic "processing ships" where we'll all be assaulted (sexually) around the clock for a hundred years (thanks to the aliens' sophisticated Obamacare) and the beast-lords will stomp the Earth and chew the heads of our beloved children the way we eat entire CostCo crates of corn-syrup puffs each night when we settle down in front of the flat-screen. Anyway, the United Nations has decided this is just the kind of impossible, intractable problem that requires a special UN envoy.
When the aliens do come, one of the first questions we should ask them is if they eat their deity every Sunday? Mankind could then choose between the two delicious deities, proving that the invisible hand of the edible deity marketplace is real.
Christine O'Donnell would make a better ambassador. You know, aliens and witches, they have a lot of common interests like flying around and scaring people. It makes sense to me. Does it to you?
this is good news for john mccain.
Dude, I can SEE your IQ dropping already. And you didn't have much to spare in the first place.
...........says the guy suffering from a perennial case of splooge breath.
When the aliens do come, one of the first questions we should ask them is if they eat their deity every Sunday? Mankind could then choose between the two delicious deities, proving that the invisible hand of the edible deity marketplace is real.
And since that Twilight Zone episode America's average weight has probably increased 30%.
Christine O’Donnell: "The book is about cooking HUMANS!!!"
"Anal probing" was pretty much the foundation of Wonkette, if I recall my history correctly.
Christine O'Donnell would make a better ambassador. You know, aliens and witches, they have a lot of common interests like flying around and scaring people. It makes sense to me. Does it to you?