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fuflans's avatar

this is good news for john mccain.

The Quirk's avatar

Dude, I can SEE your IQ dropping already. And you didn't have much to spare in the first place.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

...........says the guy suffering from a perennial case of splooge breath.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

When the aliens do come, one of the first questions we should ask them is if they eat their deity every Sunday? Mankind could then choose between the two delicious deities, proving that the invisible hand of the edible deity marketplace is real.

chascates's avatar

And since that Twilight Zone episode America's average weight has probably increased 30%.

chascates's avatar

Christine O’Donnell: "The book is about cooking HUMANS!!!"

Spurning Beer's avatar

"Anal probing" was pretty much the foundation of Wonkette, if I recall my history correctly.

PsycWench's avatar

Christine O'Donnell would make a better ambassador. You know, aliens and witches, they have a lot of common interests like flying around and scaring people. It makes sense to me. Does it to you?