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Well, he can nuke whoever Vlad tells him to. Maybe then he'll get some love from Mother Russia.

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Dear dumb idjit ignint Bristol. Apparently, you don't recognize that those horrible elitist sissies ARE actually standing up for what they believe.

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One more & she has her starting five for the Wasilla Intramural League.

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Hulk will coitus Patricia Heaton while Ray Romano films it, then sells the tape to A.J. Daulerio.

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When they come to Anchorage, they aren't sending their best.

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It was Levi. Again.

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Track still has at least twelve years to find God & be born again.

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T. R. I. G. G. E. R. E. D.

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Nah. It was already well established Meat won't do that.

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As long as you let him value his own properties, he is a mega-zillionaire. After all, the value of his company depends on his "feels."

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Unlike Bristol Palin, whose fields are rich with miracle seed and whose womb is filled with a future Barron, in honor of Trump's 5th-born.

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He needs to feel somethin' alright.

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I loathe this vile woman whose entire life is based on hypocrisy.

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Who are kidding? He doesn't wear Armani. He buys off the rack.

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And how do we know it was un-ceremonial. My sources in the DarkWeb tell me Dakota sprung for a Yankee Candle AND a Fight-in-a-Box the night he Mercy-Shoved his Award Winning Meat at the Bris-Cave.

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Had to go back and read the piece again. I thought Evan said she got pregnated by Dakota so I wondered north or south? She is moving up since the last one was named 6th Fleet or something like that. Now she did a state! A small less populous one but a state dang gurl. Then I saw that was a guy's name so never mind.

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