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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well, he can nuke whoever Vlad tells him to. Maybe then he'll get some love from Mother Russia.

JParkerSD46's avatar

Dear dumb idjit ignint Bristol. Apparently, you don't recognize that those horrible elitist sissies ARE actually standing up for what they believe.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

One more & she has her starting five for the Wasilla Intramural League.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Hulk will coitus Patricia Heaton while Ray Romano films it, then sells the tape to A.J. Daulerio.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

When they come to Anchorage, they aren't sending their best.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Track still has at least twelve years to find God & be born again.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Nah. It was already well established Meat won't do that.

Astraea_Muse's avatar

As long as you let him value his own properties, he is a mega-zillionaire. After all, the value of his company depends on his "feels."

Shalimar's avatar

Unlike Bristol Palin, whose fields are rich with miracle seed and whose womb is filled with a future Barron, in honor of Trump's 5th-born.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

He needs to feel somethin' alright.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

I loathe this vile woman whose entire life is based on hypocrisy.

Yellow_Dog_Dem's avatar

Who are kidding? He doesn't wear Armani. He buys off the rack.

Bryan Beecroft's avatar

And how do we know it was un-ceremonial. My sources in the DarkWeb tell me Dakota sprung for a Yankee Candle AND a Fight-in-a-Box the night he Mercy-Shoved his Award Winning Meat at the Bris-Cave.

DantesE's avatar

Had to go back and read the piece again. I thought Evan said she got pregnated by Dakota so I wondered north or south? She is moving up since the last one was named 6th Fleet or something like that. Now she did a state! A small less populous one but a state dang gurl. Then I saw that was a guy's name so never mind.