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It’s another siphonophore in the hed gif. Click thru to discover some new tech being used in their identification: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/more-siphono-fun

And, here’s your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/831bd9ba-ce36-4ccc-976a-3493da8fbcb1?utm_source=share

Happy Juneteenth and have a good weekend!

Mavenmaven's avatar

weed is legal in the Twilight Zone?

tehbaddr's avatar

The stingy bits are always at the hind end!

littlerice vice's avatar

While enjoying the CORAL BEACHES at NHA TRANG I encountered (We thought were JELLY FISH) these. We were left with minor but noticable welts on the skin.

Antifa Commander's avatar

“Si-phonophore,

Try to rhyme without using ‘whore,’”

Oops, I couldn’t do it.

AIB's avatar

Siphonophore,

Sinuous shape that I adore,

Like the wraps that Grandma wore,

And yummy to eat, may I have more?

<gags>

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Gelatinous, eh? Are there olives, spaghetti-os and Vienna sausages inside?

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Hahhahaha, lol, snort, too early for me!

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

In Victorian days, scientists employed glass blowers to make detailed glass replicas of delicate sea creatures that didn’t survive transport once captured. Saw a display of them at the Corning glass museum; their work was astoundingly detailed.

Internet Personae's avatar

I just realized that if the Milky Way Galaxy is a Siphonophore - we’re all just debris floating slowly by - thanks Martini - 😏 - also too - everybody go see the pool guy with the double hair part in Martini’s second post down there - otherwise -

The Wanderer's avatar

"Hooray, I'm multicellular now! Evolution, bitches!"

RRJKR's avatar

Also eligible for the family plan discount!

Menotsure's avatar

When watching these composite beasts

The message could not be plainer

If all parts work in concert

Success is a no brainer.

Al Bellenchia's avatar

You say siphonophore, I say fugghedaboudit!

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

I need to see my eye doctor. I first read "siphonophore" as "saxophone."

Shocktreatment's avatar

And what fascinating little saxophones they are!

tek's avatar

I read it a few times and gave up.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Siphon o phore.

Siphon meaning tube, phore bearer or carrier. Tube carrier. Easy peasy.

littlerice vice's avatar

Those old 6L6Gs were my friends back in the day!

Stanta Knows's avatar

Internet in a box

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

I have always said Biden will eventually be remembered for his post-covid economic "soft landing", so I tried to read the piece on Bidenomics. TL;DR, here is a takeaway: "The most obvious political lesson here is to avoid taking benefits away at all costs. Politically, it is probably better not to pass a benefit at all rather than do it just for a year or two." Good to know.

And now, in honor of Juneteenth, and my need to get going and do the dishes, is a reprise of my airplane story, updated for the current moment. Have a great day!

https://substack.com/profile/5921769-alpaca-suitcase/note/c-279115807?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=3ix9l

Jeffrey Kramer's avatar

"Sir, what about the dead children?"

"Terrible, terrible thing. Too soon to come to any conclusions. Give us a couple of weeks, and we'll get to the bottom of it."

(Two weeks later:)

"Sir, what about the dead children?"

"Why are you talking about that? That's old news!"

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“Besides, he did it, ask him.”

freakishlystrong's avatar

Another wad of money we'll have to claw back from the incompetent mobster. That no bid contract went to one of his Palm Bitch neighbors, who is ALSO a felon. Felons, everywhere, robbing us fucking blind.AS

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I won't include a link to the opening speech of the *Patton* movie but I will include a section of that film monologue where George C Scott knocked it out of the park with:

"When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans."

Wow! That's some harsh talk right there! Did you catch how "Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser." ????

Thank god we have never lost any war ever......right? Right? RIGHT?

In other news, have you seen what's going on over in the middle east lately? This is what happens when you stop picking on Grenada.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

The peace deal may be off again!!! It was barely on but it may be off. Perhaps Iran”s greatest achievement in this mess, maybe accidental achievement, is the wedge they have driven between the US and Israeli interests. Just amazing shift has occurred

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Well, I think Israel under Nuttyahoo had something to do with that...

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Definitely, but now trump is desperate to end the war and NYahoo is desperate to keep it going

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Here's a wonderful story and it's not because I'm 1/2 Scot and a lifelong member of the St. Andrews Society and part of the Stewart Clan with the last name Turner.

https://substack.com/@yepitsmeholly/note/c-279108804

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

I heard they drank it dry...

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

I wonder if anyone will start coining "livist" as in "oh, they're so whiney, they just want to live while meanwhile this government is producing all these cool poisons" . . .

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"there seem to have been no concrete plans beyond just yapping"

That yapping seems to all have been coming from cross-eyed Kash.

dave in texas's avatar

"no concrete plans beyond just yapping"

Evergreen statement for this administration.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

I just found out the company that did the reflecting pool is called Green Water Solutions.

LOL

Resource NW's avatar

A subsidiary of Four Seasons Landscaping.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

"Our clients rely upon Greenwater Solutions, and that is what they'll get!"

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

They've booked Greywater Solutions to come in and fix this...

uh, waitaminute...

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

AKA "Timmy the Pool Guy from New Jersey Who is Totally Not Banging Melania on the Side" . . .

BosGrl's avatar

I guess they're the ones who put in the hydrogen peroxide that started lifting the new paint. They and Atlantic Coatings should be sued by the DOJ. Oh, wait...

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

It's right in the name!

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Certainly can't accuse them of false advertising.

swmnguy's avatar

Ah, Uber. Couple weeks ago, I took an Uber from the Venetian in Las Vegas to a workshop in North Las Vegas. $39. Uber from that workshop to LAS airport, the driver must have driven over a nail; flat tire, stuck in the inside lane of I-15. Driver spoke no English so I talked to Uber, and then 911/Highway Helper who found us, changed the tire, got us on our way.

Uber billed me $78, and then a $7 surcharge because the ride took more time than originally scheduled.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

I assume you had words with them?....

BosGrl's avatar

That... seems wrong.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Only because you didn't see the bills Uber sent to the driver, 911, and the guy who changed the tire.

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

Looks like it's a superhero team-up between Anti-Fa and Al-Gee in the Reflecting Pool!

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Al-Gee is clearly some kinda Muslim terrorist group...

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

"Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE!"

"Shape of... an algae mat!"

"Form of... peeling blue paint!"

Worst. Episode. Of Superfriends. EVER!

SkeptiKC's avatar

...for a few minutes.

Yopi's avatar

Reload, we call in this parts.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

It’s worth noting that the infamous Oct 7th attack happened during the LAST “ceasefire agreement they had.

Gout Machine's avatar

I'm in Kansas today (for work), the first time I've ever visited this state. (Only five more to go!) It's exactly what I thought it would look like. That is all.

BosGrl's avatar

I used to wait for Double Dutch Bus to come on the radio...

And good morning. Speaking of yapping, I had a day monitoring the kids who couldn't go on the field trip because bad behavior. One of them asked me to "stop [my] yapping" when I asked who had turned on the Smart Board after I shut it off. Then, I had to get in the face of one who called another autistic. Like, right in his face, and said in a very quiet voice, "You want me to call my autistic daughter to come in and explain it to you?" These are just two moments. In all, I think I had to send messages to five parents, and call the office twice.

But it's FRIDAY and there are only two more school days and I'm getting my groceries delivered because the idea of seeing or hearing ANY kids today makes my head hurt.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Gawd damned nazis...

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Are they renaming the police department "Department of Assuring Minority Freedom" ? . . .

BosGrl's avatar

Panel looks about white.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I guess they had to have at least ONE woman.......

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

I'm sure they picked one who "knows her place."

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I'm sure you are correct!