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fuflans's avatar

the republican party should just nominate netanyahu and be done with it.

Spurning Beer's avatar

He's also much too moribund to be pro-life.

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Uh-oh. I have hemorrhoids, too.

schmannity's avatar

Carbon rod? Not another Black!

Spurning Beer's avatar

Born in a Trailer already picked this up, and it's off-topic, but the world is going to end anyway, so fuck it.

Randy "Macho Man" Savage died today. He was my age.

I've been a huge fan for a very long time. I have a giant foam cowboy hat with his name on it. I am going to have to buy and eat a Slim Jim in his honor. I'll wear the hat.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Why he probably won't win: Corporate ties to lobbyists for Tokyo Electric and it's black.

You're welcome.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I nominate my cat Aldous Huxely. I think he can be controled if you just feed him twice a day and keep the litter box clean.

Why he could win: Cute! Why he probably won't win: Tends to vomit on things he doesn't like.