On Monday, if he's still around after the rapture (UNLIKELY!), Tim Pawlenty will officially announce his campaign for president. Okay! But there's still nobody in the race anybody, even wingnuts, would want to vote for. Once again, America turns to our
Born in a Trailer already picked this up, and it's off-topic, but the world is going to end anyway, so fuck it.
Randy "Macho Man" Savage died today. He was my age.
I've been a huge fan for a very long time. I have a giant foam cowboy hat with his name on it. I am going to have to buy and eat a Slim Jim in his honor. I'll wear the hat.
the republican party should just nominate netanyahu and be done with it.
Yours goes up to 11.
He's also much too moribund to be pro-life.
Uh-oh. I have hemorrhoids, too.
Carbon rod? Not another Black!
Born in a Trailer already picked this up, and it's off-topic, but the world is going to end anyway, so fuck it.
Randy "Macho Man" Savage died today. He was my age.
I've been a huge fan for a very long time. I have a giant foam cowboy hat with his name on it. I am going to have to buy and eat a Slim Jim in his honor. I'll wear the hat.
Why he probably won't win: Corporate ties to lobbyists for Tokyo Electric and it's black.
You're welcome.
Ouch.
I nominate my cat Aldous Huxely. I think he can be controled if you just feed him twice a day and keep the litter box clean.
Why he could win: Cute! Why he probably won't win: Tends to vomit on things he doesn't like.