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Stanta Knows's avatar

When the bobcats jumped between two boulders I flashed back to 'almost made that jump kitten' from last week.

Mr Beeep's avatar

Super judgy bobcats.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Deer, elk, and sheep? Damn!

kmblue187's avatar

Short tail libelz.

John the Retired Mailman's avatar

Bob! Look! 'Tini dropped some babby bobcats in today's TABS! Say hi!

https://substack.com/@jtmailman/note/c-342208029?r=l3vaz

eppe's avatar

Don't call us Bob. I'm Robert and this is my gal, Robyn.

The Wanderer's avatar

Kitties!

memzilla's avatar

lol at that one bobcat: "Is you takin' pictures of a criminal fuckin' conspiracy"?

Craig Nixon's avatar

13 RICO predicates!

eppe's avatar

Are you ... looking at me ?

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Bobcat!

The most effectual!

Bobcat!

Who's intellectual!

Close friends get to call him "B.C.,"

Providing it's with dignity!

Zyxomma's avatar

Teehee. Decades ago, when a friend found out I use a sleep mask, she started calling me T.C.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Bobcats are judging us.

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

I met one of those once! We were hiking back to find a creek source and this critter came out of the bushes sort of calling at us. Being trained Jr. Woodsies, we backed off and returned to camp. It followed us so dad had to go get the ranger.

They think something must have happened to its mom. But, they took him to rehab and he was released when he became an adult so nice ending

Tommymo's avatar

They took it to rehab? Good thing it didn’t say No, No, No

tehbaddr's avatar

You did not want to try and adopt Wild Murder Kitteh?

Craig Nixon's avatar

You kidding? She lacks a domesticated bone her own self.

Internet Personae's avatar

Bobcat’s mommy be checking you out - 😱 😺 -

tehbaddr's avatar

Big bruiser Kittehs!

Bobathonic's avatar

Bobs and cats, better together!

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Catatonic? Check!

JustPixelz's avatar

CBS: [Sen.] Cassidy says Trump needs to be "radically honest" on vaccines amid measles outbreak [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bill-cassidy-trump-vaccines-measles/]

Trump honest? BWAHAHAHA! Oh ... you're serious.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

So he thinks that orange bag of shit is just lying and not completely stupid.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

But democratic “leadership” said “Ix-nay on the eird-way”.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

This guy is standing in the middle of Telluride, CO wearing this tee-shirt. I love the people of Colorado.

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DaGjX9Gx4K_/

Rosy red ASS's avatar

LOVE that!!! Good morning Holly! Loved the card!

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

And I love YOU! I just sent you an email with a request...or more like a beg.

Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

$10 says Boebert parlays this into a MILF Only Fans.

tehbaddr's avatar

GILF, and no shaming.

Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

I forgot about that! I stand corrected.

tehbaddr's avatar

Makes it hot, no?

YaJagoff's avatar

I'll be in my bunk.

Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

She's not a bad looking woman, but 5 minutes of talking to her and I'm looking for the door. I prefer mine a little less empty inside.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

LOL, OMG she IS a grandmother.

tehbaddr's avatar

Grandma Fucksalot!

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

>>Lauren Boebert: She fuck everybody? Like for real, everybody? [RawStory]<<

Said hed is "Lauren Boebert accused of sex with three staffers in complaint alleging $200K hush payment", upon which reading my first thought was: had I had sex with her, I would not talk about it for free, no 200K needed.

Now, I recognize some incipient misogyny in that, but she has held some vile views quite different from my own, so I think the desire to distance myself is warranted. And I don't care at all what she does with consenting adults. However, she's already notorious for the Beetlejuice incident that involved non-consenting people near her. This latest allegation involving staffers, with the power dynamic confounding consent, would seem of the same cloth.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I don't care what she does and with whom, but that $200,000 she paid was in taxpayer funded salary for a "ghost" position.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Good morning. I see TABS is as bad as ever this morning. SO much scary shit! How the hell is everyone?

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Spontaneous morning erection - check!

Ahem. I mean, fine. And how are you?

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Uh...good? 😳🤣

Trespassers Will's avatar

OT: Say, has anyone heard from those whacky “Truckers for Trump” fellers? No reason, just wondering what they’re up to. Unrelated, anyone know what the price of Diesel is today?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Has Monday become Dunk on the Drunk day?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗶𝘀𝘀-𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴?

𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴.

https://substack.com/home/post/p-216477007

Rosy red ASS's avatar

LOL, 1st amendment rights don't exist anymore under donnie dipshit. Hey CNN you licked his whole ass for access and now you don't have it.

Schmannity's avatar

"Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) told voters he understands they’re hurting because gas prices have soared due to the Iran war, but he said there is some reason for optimism: he believes President Donald Trump will have the war wrapped up in six months."

Apparently, ending the Iran War is 13 times harder than the two weeks to replace Obamacare or launch Infrastructure Week

Stanta Knows's avatar

So as long as we survive the winter (and vote out all the Republicans we can in November), Spring will be a utopia!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. No breakfast; we're going to Yom Kippur service at Orensanz all day. Beautiful cloud formations this morning. Have an easy fast, all who are observing, and celebrate returning. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.

Please, please stay safe. Wear a mask or two, wash your hands, sanitize when you cannot wash and let the sanitizer dry completely, stop touching your face, take Vitamin D, get a booster shot six months after your last, catch up on any other vaccines you need, and get any kids in your family vaccinated as well, and stay the fuck away from us and anyone with whom you do not share a roof. Do this because you love yourself, and because we love you, too. Do this in memory of 27 Club member Treg, Holly's heroic pilot friend Tony, Dolly Parton, who put up a million dollars of her own money to make the Moderna vaccine possible, and nearly eight million dead worldwide, possibly including Gav, who had long COVID. Do this to honor the nurses and other frontline medical personnel (we love you, medicos of Wonkette, from student to active to retired), especially ICU Hera Mrs Land Shark RN. Stay safe. When we vote, we WIN!!

Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛

Meccalopolis's avatar

Have a good day, you malcontents. Stay snarky.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

“loss of spontaneous morning erections”

Panty Police, Penis Police…no one is more obsessed with genitals than these fools.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

and all thos fundagelical "pastors", also too ...

Warren's avatar

Dear Mr Spielberg, I only wish that cardinals and large fauna were secretly grey aliens with big bug eyes. It would not explain deer hunting season, but if Bambi cares to remove the scourge of H. Sapiens from the nature preserve, I would certainly understand. Bobcats are preferable to us. They bury their scat, so that enemies don’t know where they have been.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Prete's talking to Crom again.

Abe Lincoln famously began his second term of office with a reference to this nation paying off it's karmic debt (for the national sin of human slavery) with the blood shed in the civil war just concluded. Of course he avoided any language that might be linked to a Hindu/ Buddhist tradition and made his observation as a vaguely christian repayment plan.

But I am beginning to wonder if donnie isn't a punishment visited upon us for Jim Crow Era, Vietnam and even Lincoln's own treatment of Indigenous Nations.

Meccalopolis's avatar

I believe he is a punishment and a lesson, but far more, a warning. The oligarchs want to turn the presidency into a ceremonial figurehead.

Scott Goode's avatar

You could simplify that by saying Trump was our collective punishment for some people voting for him.

Carstonio's avatar

I admit that I’ve occasionally wondered if the similarly between the path of Atlantic hurricanes and the horrific Middle Passage route is no coincidence. Except that the descendants of slaves suffered the most from storms like Katrina.

Larry Schmitt's avatar

Or maybe we just have a lot of stupid fucking people, and lazy nonvoters in this country.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Those guys could be considered a plague upon us all.