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The Quirk's avatar

Judging from the P.O mail-bombs, the anarchists are back already.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hey the comments were freed! Feeling obsessive compulsive this morning, so I'll edit this double post...FOR FREEDOM

19) Blogpost prison guard 20) Congressional librarian/Tweet ombudsman 21) Walmart-bag fashion model

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Prepare your "will work for soppy human-interest media productions" signs

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The fragrance market will be huge!

<i>Filthee Ballz </i>by Dolce & Gabbana <i>Stale Pisspants</i> by Davidoff and Axe's <i>Sour Asscrack</i>

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

10) Survival seedbank teller 11) Meth preacher media liason 12) Death robot munitions depot greeter

chascates's avatar

The President's new economic adviser just said on NPR that our policy should be 'a rising tide lifts all boats'. Didn't we hear that during the Gipper's time?

fuflans's avatar

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job And heaven knows I'm miserable now

as one of the 15 million, i find comfort in the smiths.

schmannity's avatar

Even Captain Kangaroo has fallen on hard times.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

What is the TSA-1108, a security theater robot that rapes you to check for dirty bombs in your colon?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Don't worry it will be 5 dollars soon enough and only the rich will be able to drive, the rest of us will all be on overloaded buses painted like a rolling Portuguese whorehouse like in South America.

fuflans's avatar

constitutional scholar.

fuflans's avatar

i was looking for a job, and then i found a job and heaven knows i'm miserable now.

as one of the 15 million, i find myself spending a lot of time with the smiths.