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goCatgo's avatar

There is a certain geometric symmetry in toilet flushing. With or without turds.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Repugnanticans are watching their utopia for oligarchs dissolve right before their eyes. This economy they've created can't be sustained. All the rules for keeping pay low, keeping workers chained to jobs so they can have healthcare, and taxing the middle class to pay for the military is falling apart. 38 million unemployed! I read a story yesterday that figures that approximately 42% of the jobs that have been lost in trumps plague WILL NOT BE COMING BACK. That is 16 million Americans permanently unemployed.

This is why they're in denial about this. They want to insist things go right back to the way they were and that is never going to happen. No more business as usual assholes.

MadsMags's avatar

I don’t mean to single you out, but I hate this “lottery tickets are for the stupidest of poors” thing. They’re not stupid. They know the odds are astronomical. But if you’ve been shit on enough by luck/the system / generational poverty or whatever, they seem about as good as the odds of making good the “right” way, and it buys you 5 min - a couple of days of happy day dreaming.

Poor people aren’t stupid. Their betting line is just different than yours, and the ROI changes.

Doug Langley's avatar

Nice work if you can find it.

Chuck Dickens's avatar

The missus and I still have not gotten our stimmy checks. I won't believe it is going to happen until it actually happens.

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Thanks. Glad my sense of proportion isn’t so far out of proportion.

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Invisible thumb on the scale.

ontheotherhand's avatar

In the event that this is useful: I had to go to the `where's my check?' app repeatedly. After weeks of getting an electronic shrug and no-idear messages, it asked for additional information. I provided address, deposit information, and a few days later had a deposit.

Good luck.

fifthdentist's avatar

Did autocorrect make you misspell "dick"?

guzzimike's avatar

He's a dick who looks like a duck.

BradtheBot's avatar

The website to enter information for a direct deposit is shut down now, I believe.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

ah! everybody clap harder and it'll all get better.

Seek's avatar

What a common little Mrs Hogswallop!

ontheotherhand's avatar

Here's where I entered the information. https://sa.www4.irs.gov/irf...I hope it, or something, works for you.