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I would not be surprised, he wouldn't ask though, because he is not human. He would just touch that coal woolly magic yarn, unaware that an ass-whooping was moments away. Much like an old boss of mine, and by old, I mean 2008!

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Is that a thing? I am afraid to google it.

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Money can't buy you love.

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One wonders if watching his father lose that primary, and thus any chance of becoming preznit, is what turned Mittens into Mr. EtchaSketch.

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The rooms were not really quiet enough for Mitt.

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Damn, sorry. Mixed up my poetic nomenclature. Alliteration is the correct word. So it would be <i>alliterationally</i> inclined.

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right? i will not be able to stand this awkwardness for the next five months.

much less the next four years. god forbid.

course, he'll probably drop all that fake 'niceness' if he gets elected. then we'll see what mittbot is really like.

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We need to know to whom Obama's father reached out, in order to make an informed choice here.

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He should have launched into his rendition of "Who Allowed The Dogs To Be Outside". Perennial crowd pleaser, that one.

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Variety: "Philly Fiasco Mitt-steps" or "Fool Tool in School"

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<blockquote>During the roundtable session, Romney said there was no correlation between classroom size and student performance, citing a report by consulting firm McKinsey & Company. That sparked a debate with some educators and other leaders around the table.

“I can’t think of any teacher in the whole time I’ve been teaching, for 10 years, 13 years, who would say that more students [in the classroom] would benefit,” said Steven Morris, a music teacher at the school. “And I can’t think of a parent that would say I would like my teacher to be in a room with a lot of kids and only one teacher.”</blockquote>

Rmoney can't actually be the challenger to an incumbent President. What's their game, here?

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The words RHYTHM and RMONEY, while onomatopoetically inclined, should never be allowed together in the same sentence or paragraph.

Just sayin

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