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Americans will become the fittest nation in the world under President Trump with all the cringing we'll do.

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It's a good thing that gun didn't go off. Feticide is a serious crime in the Republican 'verse.

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But never as funny as one that starts, "Here. Hold my beer."

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> Madonna> world leader

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You do not wish you had a Cameron, no.

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Donald Trump has already declared war on Scotland, because they built a bunch of wind turbines that totally messed his hair up, while ruining the view of his fabulous golf course, which was also ruined by a Scotsman who owns a farm, would not sell his land to Trump, told Trump to go fuck himself with his hair, and wrote rude things about Trump on the side of his barn which can be seen by all the golf players.

Oh, and the Scots say BRING IT ON YE WEE FINGERED ARSE HOLE.https://t.co/MzMAf0fe2C

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And now you would have to explain Trump not to an actual English person but to Piers Morgan. Fucking Piers Morgan! You don't need this shit.

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"It's the only way to be sure."

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I think he also went with the old standby "up your nose with a rubber hose."

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Especially not on a Dunning-Kruger test.

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A Stunt Tester!

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His nose has a dogleg.

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Following the broadcast, a spokesman for Cameron said the prime minister (which is like a president except they don’t take two years to elect one, and they have to live in a Hobbit-hole in the Shire)

I learn so much reading My Wonkette.

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When I visited Europe during Shrub's reign of error I just said I was from "California" rather than "America". They seemed to understand I had nothing to do with Shrub.

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