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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I would agree, I have not been shy about my desire to do filthy things to Malkin, but only after rupturing my eardrums to spare my brain the craziness. I would encourage you to Step Yo Game Up (copyright Marcus) and bring the hetero-filth full force. I assure we can take it and will survive to pop a boner again. Maybe.

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fuflans's avatar

and why on earth is this even a choice we are forced to make?

fuck you 'republican base'.

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fuflans's avatar

you know, there is no shame in thinking evil here at the wonkette.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What if it's fascists all the way down?

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PsycWench's avatar

If you're planning on dying anyway, shoot him first.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is good news for John McCain. But only because he's not running for president again.

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fuflans's avatar

but france is going to war with libya so that's good.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

These are the same jack-holes who started squawking non-stop in 2005 that Hillary was the shoo-in Dem candidate for Pres. How'd that one work out for ya?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Walker/Santelli 2012!!!1!11!!!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Oh Puleeeeeze!!! Every wingnut and teatard that gets their name in the paper is instantly crowned "possible candidate for president" by the MSM scribes.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Is there any asshole that isn’t qualified to be a Republican candidate?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What Mr. Burns isn’t available? Yeah, I know, Mr. Burns is a fictional character but since when does the difference between fiction and fact matter to the modern Republican?

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fuflans's avatar

republicans recruit wankers because republicans are the party of wankers.

which came first i wonder?

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