We won't know for sure until he double-sucks the withered old peckers of David and Charles Koch on live television while simultaneously pooping on the grave of a 9/11 firefighter and strangling a pre-schooler, but Wisconsin's Scott Walker is quickly shaping up to be the Republicans' top choice to run for president in 2012. He's got the can-do moxie of a real go-getter scrambling up the corporate ladder, and if he can illegally stomp the teachers and police and firemen of Wisconsin (until it's all overturned in court) then maybe he can push the rest of the American Middle Class into poverty and turn the "frown" of schools and public sewer systems upside down into a new libertarian-kleptocrat utopia (for the Koch Brothers). RUN SCOTT DON'T WALKER!
I would agree, I have not been shy about my desire to do filthy things to Malkin, but only after rupturing my eardrums to spare my brain the craziness. I would encourage you to Step Yo Game Up (copyright Marcus) and bring the hetero-filth full force. I assure we can take it and will survive to pop a boner again. Maybe.
These are the same jack-holes who started squawking non-stop in 2005 that Hillary was the shoo-in Dem candidate for Pres. How'd that one work out for ya?
Oh Puleeeeeze!!! Every wingnut and teatard that gets their name in the paper is instantly crowned "possible candidate for president" by the MSM scribes.
What Mr. Burns isn’t available? Yeah, I know, Mr. Burns is a fictional character but since when does the difference between fiction and fact matter to the modern Republican?
I would agree, I have not been shy about my desire to do filthy things to Malkin, but only after rupturing my eardrums to spare my brain the craziness. I would encourage you to Step Yo Game Up (copyright Marcus) and bring the hetero-filth full force. I assure we can take it and will survive to pop a boner again. Maybe.
and why on earth is this even a choice we are forced to make?
fuck you 'republican base'.
you know, there is no shame in thinking evil here at the wonkette.
What if it's fascists all the way down?
If you're planning on dying anyway, shoot him first.
This is good news for John McCain. But only because he's not running for president again.
but france is going to war with libya so that's good.
These are the same jack-holes who started squawking non-stop in 2005 that Hillary was the shoo-in Dem candidate for Pres. How'd that one work out for ya?
Walker/Santelli 2012!!!1!11!!!
Oh Puleeeeeze!!! Every wingnut and teatard that gets their name in the paper is instantly crowned "possible candidate for president" by the MSM scribes.
Is there any asshole that isn’t qualified to be a Republican candidate?
What Mr. Burns isn’t available? Yeah, I know, Mr. Burns is a fictional character but since when does the difference between fiction and fact matter to the modern Republican?
republicans recruit wankers because republicans are the party of wankers.
which came first i wonder?