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I thought "incontinent" and "poodle" was worse, but OK

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Brushing my chocolate poodle with an air of incontinent disdain ... what trash. Just trash.

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I think most people feel a lot better just knowing exactly where she is at any point in time. Not crouching behind a bush or running in and out of the WC but out in the open where one can keep an eye on her. Michele that is.

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Huh, I always figured he was more catcher than pitcher and was going with Freddie in his fanny.

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Damn this is fun. This is the same stupid twat who said that Glenn Beckal Matter could use his magic chalk board and solve the deficit: <a href="http://blogs.citypages.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2011/02/michel...">http://blogs.citypages.com/...

I want to thank the pharmacist at Michelle's Walgreen/CVS/Walmart for the extra dosage of pixie stupid dust in her migraine medications.

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Lama/Bachmann 2012

At least the shit we get from the lama is useful.

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Exactly, if all the federal aid went to deserving people, like me, there would be no problem. The problem is that all you undeserving people have your snouts in the trough, too.

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Rick Perry will be the next presuhdent. You can thank me later for this info.

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The teenage pregnancy would be a little hard for some of us to manage, though.

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At this point, who would argue with her?

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oh i bet that's 417,000 of bad taste.

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god i hate these people. i will try to think of something funny, but right now i just hate these fucking hypocrites.

it would be cool if we could find a modern day messiah to throw these goddamned moneylenders out of the proverbial temple because otherwise they're just going to keep spinning their bullshit stripping poor people of safety nets while pocketing their federal cash rewards.

god.

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that looks like a pretty cool ride. I'd go for the one with the sidecar though.

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