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Many non comments were made about how these MIT and Cal Tech grads sure were lucky to get jobs driving trucks. They literally declared themselves to be "America's scientists".

Sadly, this is all true.

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was, is, and will be.

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THIS!

"Fuck you, come and get me and drag my happy ass in!"

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and when they whine about it, shrug and hand out a book of all the perfomative bullshit the GOP pulled

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Time is an illusion.

Lunchtime, doubly so.

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We at least shouid insist on the "Convicted Felon" prefix.

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Unfortunately, I think Unmaskingghazi has "bitten the dust" in the about the same way Michael Myers has bitten the dust. They've already started with the whole "it just shows how corrupt this entire jury by your peers thing is just more deep state!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This will never die. I mean, shit, they still go into fits of ecstatic convulsive joy whenever anyone chants "locker up!" about HRC. As a political entity she's been deader than all of Michael Myers victims and they still just can't quit wanting to "locker up!"

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I am so sorry. And angry, sickened and worried for you. Please take care and keep posting.

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Who was your uncle, Norm Crosby? (A lil' snorky laugh for you oldsters like me).

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And they're still swanning around Washington DC, telling everybody who'll listen about how they're the REAL patriots. I wonder how long the republic can survive when one of only two political parties has deliberately gone so far off the rails. Not to be a Gloomy Gus, or anything.

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And I'M going to sell liquid-repellent trash bags to the crowds like it's a "Gallagher" finale!

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"There have to be answers." Only 100 out of 330 million citizens "earn" the privilege of serving in the Senate. It's a small thing, and maybe I'm a small-minded guy, but maybe speaking the Queen's English wouldn't be asking too much?

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This. The fact that one of these traitors is my senator angers and frustrates me, but worse is that it seems none of his other constituents claim to have any memory of this, despite it having made the news in the local papers at the time. And now that Sen. Ron Johnson is running nonstop campaign ads for re-election, I want to know why none of the candidates running against him ever mention this in their own ads!?

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You're a natural! A born corporation.

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The Cornyn doing gun reform has a goatee, sort of like Spock from the dark mirror universe..

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