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This is how a spider tricked a 747 into taxiing into its web.

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But INSURANCE POLICY!!! DEEP STATE!!! BIASSSSSS!!!

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Gibbering.

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I feel faint when I think of the amount of damage that has been done.

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If the choice were between a Stephen Miller clone with actual credentials and relevant experience and this wet behind the ears and barely out of short pants weenie, give me the latter. He’s probably safely incompetent to do real harm.

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Why not just have a trust fund? Why make it so difficult and sensible?

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Hopefully to trip out there and suffer severe hurt.

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Series 900 Infiltrators from the Terminator cinemascape

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Just elect a woman. They will run gibbering into the night.

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Larry is being a cock again.

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OT: Fuck - Choudry gets sent off with a red card in the 76th minute; Leicester's down to 10 men for the rest of the match. (gekkers angrily)

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Note that the headline specified "crony."

A crony is not a friend so much as a temporary ally who will testify against you under oath for six months off of his 99-year sentence.

To be fair, Miller had to select an unqualified crony, since he has no qualified cronies.

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Yeah, it is. It is exactly the Brexit you voted for.

And you are such a stupid fookin' eejit, you'd vote for it again, all the time complaining your stupid fucking arse about the inconvenience to your Brexit-sucking arse.

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It's obvious now that Republicans have fully embraced the Dark Side. They empathize with The Empire and call their anti-Democratic propaganda organization "Death Star".

Do they not realize the Empire was taken down by a bunch of teddy bears?

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For some reason I can't stop thinking of Carmen Miranda and want to eat a banana.

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The current GOP will act like the Empire but go to sleep at night thinking they are the Rebels.

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