BREAKING: Yr Wonkette is about to start petitioning Our Glorious Leader, the Editrix, to pay us by the word. Clearly it is the hot new arrangement in blogging, because nothing else explains the fact that Megan McArdle consistently writes approximately 1 million words per post, and all of those are words that make no sense. She's Peggy Noonan without the semi-redeeming old lady drunkenness. Yesterday, McAdderal turned her attention to gay marriage and
<blockquote>But moral history is not a long road down which we&rsquo;re all marching; it&rsquo;s more like a track. Maybe you change lanes a bit, but you generally end up back where you started.</blockquote>
I think I may have to write one of my Patented Wonkette Comment Section Interracial Sex Scenes (Now With Added Gay!) for Ms. McArdle. Lord knows it sounds like she needs one.
People always seem to forget that you couldn&#039;t walk through London without tripping over an underage whore back in the &quot;good old days.&quot;
We don&#039;t all feel the way Butthurt does! Scuttle back, Zoidberg!
<blockquote>But moral history is not a long road down which we&rsquo;re all marching; it&rsquo;s more like a track. Maybe you change lanes a bit, but you generally end up back where you started.</blockquote>
Shorter McArdle: &quot;Fuck you, MLK!&quot;
I think I may have to write one of my Patented Wonkette Comment Section Interracial Sex Scenes (Now With Added Gay!) for Ms. McArdle. Lord knows it sounds like she needs one.
semi-automatic dildos with an extended clip, no less...
Zapp Brannigan libul!!1!
the problem is that shes writes in a M&ouml;bius column.
You win today!
After reading this, I went down to the beach and littorally threw up.
&quot;Show us your tits!! Awright, thanks mom!&quot;
What, is, happening? I&#039;m tired. The room is getting all Spinny. Can I take a nap auntie Megan?
People always seem to forget that you couldn&#039;t walk through London without tripping over an underage whore back in the &quot;good old days.&quot;
Peggy Noonan is George Will without all the quotes.
&#039;Tis A Pity She&#039;s A Verbose Idiot is my favorite.
wait, so Megan McArdle is a dinosaur stuck on a hamster wheel with Oliver Cromwell, listening to Billy Preston?
I am indeed confused...
indeed, predictions about the past are MUCH easier...
forced marriage makes it that much easier to round up all the muricans for transport to the FEMA camps