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Chris Grrr's avatar

We don't all feel the way Butthurt does! Scuttle back, Zoidberg!

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>But moral history is not a long road down which we’re all marching; it’s more like a track. Maybe you change lanes a bit, but you generally end up back where you started.</blockquote>

Shorter McArdle: "Fuck you, MLK!"

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I think I may have to write one of my Patented Wonkette Comment Section Interracial Sex Scenes (Now With Added Gay!) for Ms. McArdle. Lord knows it sounds like she needs one.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

semi-automatic dildos with an extended clip, no less...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Zapp Brannigan libul!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the problem is that shes writes in a Möbius column.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

You win today!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

After reading this, I went down to the beach and littorally threw up.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Show us your tits!! Awright, thanks mom!"

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

What, is, happening? I'm tired. The room is getting all Spinny. Can I take a nap auntie Megan?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

People always seem to forget that you couldn't walk through London without tripping over an underage whore back in the "good old days."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Peggy Noonan is George Will without all the quotes.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

'Tis A Pity She's A Verbose Idiot is my favorite.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

wait, so Megan McArdle is a dinosaur stuck on a hamster wheel with Oliver Cromwell, listening to Billy Preston?

I am indeed confused...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

indeed, predictions about the past are MUCH easier...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

forced marriage makes it that much easier to round up all the muricans for transport to the FEMA camps

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