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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Improbable story is improbable.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Yes, until they found oil....

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And uranium

"It behooves me, 'pon this Historic Occasion, to dedicate the Stinkin' Desert National Historical Monument and Cobalt Testing Range!"

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And crazy fuck celebrities

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

My mom was a waitress so even though I'm pretty broke I tip well when I can afford to go out. It's in honor of the old girl...plus I have enough shit going on without having to deal with a short, fat, Italian ghost dope slapping me.

Lot_49's avatar

I wondered when someone would notice.<br /><br /><br /><i>Sent from my Lenovo Y570</i>

TundraGrifter's avatar

I think most of that audience is stuffed. For over 3 minutes most of 'em don't move a muscle - built like a brick doghouse or not.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I think I'm going to get some people together and go harass GOP idiots in Town Hall meetings about this shit. Obstruction is the new politics.

bobbert's avatar

Possibly a little space between the ears.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Pretty sure the "D-2" was for "District 2," but I can think of lots of other words the "D" could stand for.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

This is true. They have somehow managed to cram a shitload of fat, and several grams of sodium, into what looks very much like noodles.

TundraGrifter's avatar

But there is an "m" and an "e."

TundraGrifter's avatar

If I was running that camera I would have followed the lady in the purple dress who walked out at 1:05.

Lot_49's avatar

It's the "computer" of choice for people who aren't very smart.

<i>Sent from my iPad</i>

Fartknocker's avatar

This guy would have been far more educated to deal with these issues if he had spent some time at the Wonkette Drinky Thingy in Norman.

Is Crystal City an outlet store for Bristol's AZ meth factory?