Evergreen money tree presidential candidate Mitt Romney is only trying to double the size of his beachfront squatter's den instead of quadrupling it as reported.
It's a Euro-style mansion: the "first floor" is one flight up. And the new ballroom, gym, and 4-car garage don't count as "living space".
"Why bother" indeed ... Mitt knows the GOP's owners have already chosen him. All he needs is an acceptably teabaggish Xtard running mate from Texas.
That house seems to have suspiciously few windows for something facing out onto the beach. In fact, it looks vaguely reminiscent of <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Osama_bin_Laden%27s_compound_in_Abbottabad" target="_blank">someplace or other I remember seeing in the news</a> a while back ....
We all have to tighten our belts in these difficult times.
&quot;Divorced Barbie&quot;: she comes with half of Kens&#039; stuff.
It&#039;s a Euro-style mansion: the &quot;first floor&quot; is one flight up. And the new ballroom, gym, and 4-car garage don&#039;t count as &quot;living space&quot;.
He&#039;d have to buy the whole neighborhood -- and turn it into a Calcutta slum.
&quot;Why bother&quot; indeed ... Mitt knows the GOP&#039;s owners have already chosen him. All he needs is an acceptably teabaggish Xtard running mate from Texas.
$300 alligator belts are pretty magical, to the rest of us.
&quot;Batshit Begins&quot;
Since people are rich because they&#039;re better than us, does this mean Mitt is only half as good as we originally thought?
That house seems to have suspiciously few windows for something facing out onto the beach. In fact, it looks vaguely reminiscent of <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Osama_bin_Laden%27s_compound_in_Abbottabad" target="_blank">someplace or other I remember seeing in the news</a> a while back ....