Evergreen money tree presidential candidate Mitt Romney is only trying to double the size of his beachfront squatter's den instead of quadrupling it as reported. Hm, let us get out our calculators here...divide by square root of total living space, minus number of cars parked in the garage, add 2012... oh whatever, net effect zero, Mitt Romney still appears as out-of-touch with the vast majority of hobo Americans as ever before. Even Mitt Romney knows this, who did not bother to go to the press with this clarification. Instead it
It's a Euro-style mansion: the "first floor" is one flight up. And the new ballroom, gym, and 4-car garage don't count as "living space".
"Why bother" indeed ... Mitt knows the GOP's owners have already chosen him. All he needs is an acceptably teabaggish Xtard running mate from Texas.
That house seems to have suspiciously few windows for something facing out onto the beach. In fact, it looks vaguely reminiscent of <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Osama_bin_Laden%27s_compound_in_Abbottabad" target="_blank">someplace or other I remember seeing in the news</a> a while back ....
We all have to tighten our belts in these difficult times.
&quot;Divorced Barbie&quot;: she comes with half of Kens&#039; stuff.
It&#039;s a Euro-style mansion: the &quot;first floor&quot; is one flight up. And the new ballroom, gym, and 4-car garage don&#039;t count as &quot;living space&quot;.
He&#039;d have to buy the whole neighborhood -- and turn it into a Calcutta slum.
&quot;Why bother&quot; indeed ... Mitt knows the GOP&#039;s owners have already chosen him. All he needs is an acceptably teabaggish Xtard running mate from Texas.
$300 alligator belts are pretty magical, to the rest of us.
&quot;Batshit Begins&quot;
Since people are rich because they&#039;re better than us, does this mean Mitt is only half as good as we originally thought?
That house seems to have suspiciously few windows for something facing out onto the beach. In fact, it looks vaguely reminiscent of <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Osama_bin_Laden%27s_compound_in_Abbottabad" target="_blank">someplace or other I remember seeing in the news</a> a while back ....