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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Same for me.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Some believe the dudes that went were all jobless, anonymous poors...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

A Marine sargent tried that out on Facebook. It earned him a dishonorable discharge.

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The Quirk's avatar

Listening to the Nuge is the fastest way to make this Easy-Listening guy shit his pants.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"I had a career, Jack"

And the dudes that went had careers, and girlfriends, and hopes, and wives, and mothers.

What made you so special you vile piece of shit?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"To think that there’s a bureaucrat in the United States Army that would consider the use or abuse of First Amendment rights in determining who is going to perform at an Army base..."

Next up: Grand Exhalted Dragon and the Seven Hoods.

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PubOption's avatar

I very much doubt that the grunts will have heard of Ted Nugent. If liking guns is a requirement to play an army base, plenty of rappers should be available.

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