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Bitter Scribe's avatar

In the most recent fiscal quarter, Moderna just turned its first profit ever. Just sayin'.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

OHJB is going to absolutely destroy the need to get a superhero rush by going to the movies. Disney, DC and all the rest should just cancel all the superhero projects because Joe is just saturating the market with his total domination of every super power ever.

With his super team of Jen Psaki, Kamela Harris and the Superbrain of DOCTOR Jill Biden, Joe is going to mop the floor with the Justice League and the Avengers!

He started by running the pissant, subpar villains from Griftopia back to Florida. Now, using his amazing SuperCompassion, he takes on the treacherous League of Viruses!

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I'm waiting for the "Iron Man" OHJB battle against the Mutant Turtle from Kentucky.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

"Stand still after you follow through!"

StarJamma's avatar

Are you doing it every day, indefinitely?

marxalot's avatar

I try to eat all my calories in an 8 hour window for the sake of my gut, and I like black coffee. But I also actively enjoy recreational suffering.

Catbird's avatar

I am so happy President Biden is stepping up for the world and for India.

marxalot's avatar

Sounds like you need to adjust your "privacy and personalized content" settings.

sarafina's avatar

I don't know either, but I'm willing to try it.

sarafina's avatar

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! And let Medicare negotiate drug prices!!!!!!!

otrame's avatar

Very strictly. You can't control human greed any other way.

The advantage of capitalism is that it uses greed to fund innovation. But that greed gets out of control very easily. We've seen what happens when there is no control. The Robber Baron era, and of course, now.

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

There is some good in the world.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

Other claims, like the idea that drug companies simply won't bother developing new drugs if they can't have a guarantee of unlimited profits, sound a heck of a lot like the twaddle we hear from the GOP whenever any company anywhere faces regulation or taxes.

brought to you by the same people who insist that people stop working if they get unemployment benefits, probably.

sarafina's avatar

Exactly. The regulations make the difference.