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Caepan's avatar

The kind of prose one expects from a Doktor of Rhetoric.

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JohnC44's avatar

Yes.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Wrecker. I am a wrecker. And under Soviet law, they would execute me.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

BEAUTIFUL MOURNING DOVE LIBELZ!!1!1!1

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MrafvGelchner's avatar

Oh god...the puns! The puns!

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Oh, that seems rather harsh for wrecking a joke

What would they do to me for telling terrible jokes that mainly involve spanking?

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DeadBessie's avatar

I've got a ton of Fisher Price shit, a lot of it for those weird little plastic people that have heads and a torso but no arms or legs. And a delightful thing called Puzzle Town, which was cardboard cutouts of houses and stores that you fit into a grid and rearranged. Loved the hell out of those, although I suspect they're kinda moldy now.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"... nasal swabs and nasal swab accessories."

Channeling your inner Hank Hill?

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carovee's avatar

I mean, I get that grifters gonna grift, but you'd think that once a great while Republicans would award contracts to people who give them billions in dark money AND actually do the thing they say they can do. Businesses like that exist, right? Or has our oligarchy completely descended into blood sucking vampires that do nothing but move money around and around in ways that completely screw the bottom 99.9%?

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Catbird's avatar

How hard is it to google a company presenting itself as a contractor?

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carovee's avatar

It sounds like Aunt Flow is the only one that actually had a business plan. Its possible their shipment was confiscated or maybe it never existed. But they did have some mask making capabilities and an actual distribution system. That's light years beyond Mr. wannabe arms dealer and the rest of the pretenders.

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carovee's avatar

Its hard to believe that NO government money is going to these people. Otherwise, what's the point?

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RickK's avatar

! Do you have any weeblewobbles too? You are like my favorite person right now. (Don't tell Morgan)

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Kooolest G's avatar

Not a split level. Actually a nice Victorian, could use a little updating, but a nice backyard for your attack helicopter

https://www.realtor.com/rea...

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mailman27's avatar

A whole month's worth?

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