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Yeah, Swype was my previous go to, too.

I've got used to SwiftKey, since. It's multilanguage approach annoys me a bit, but it's workable enough.

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That actually makes more sense because the alternative is that Trump actually listened to our intelligence services for the first time in three years.

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And meanwhile, Trump has been finding clever ways to deplete the ranks for 3 years.

And changing regulations that we citizens needed in order to account for our military actions, such as reporting civilian deaths due to drone strikes in non-war zones, or blocking investigations of war crimes. But we sure did find those full-timers to send to the southern border to string up wire and paint slats.

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from The Book of Wonderfulness™

"I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half." - Jay Gould

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At least Cotton Hill knew the score.

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You are magnificent! <3

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The ability to add/remove words are key. It creates a far better approach.

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Welp.

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Got it! This is the BEST thing ever!

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That was essentially my point. The troll was referencing the nonexistent in an effort to support his invalid postulates.

I cannot stand those assholes.

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Well...I suppose if I'm honest...

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Which lie he repeated at this afternoon press conference. (He also referred to all the ISIS fighters that were locked up. Wasn't sure if these were the same ones released when Turkey walked into Syria, but probably.)

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How about when one of the soldiers stationed there goes bugfuck and starts killing his fellow soldiers? Cuz I distinctly remember it happening more than once.

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I think he mean to say "look no further," full stop.

Just stop looking, already! Don't make us have to come up with another retroactive excuse!

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