Americans have learned a lot since invading Iraq. We've learned that Sunnis and Shiites are different kinds of Iraqis, and that there are different kinds of Sunnis and different kinds of Shiites, and that they all hate each other, and us, and express that hate with great, explosive force. But if there's one group we've been able to count on, it's the Kurds. "Don't mind us!" the Kurds say. "We love you guys! We'll just chill up here in the one part of the country where the streets aren't routinely littered with smoldering body parts, loving American and doing our thing and [lowering their voice and talking rapidly] every once in a while launching a cross-border raid against Turkey!" But, now, sadly, it's time for the Kurds to get bombed, too.
U.S. To Bomb Kurdistan In Order To Save It
U.S. To Bomb Kurdistan In Order To Save It
U.S. To Bomb Kurdistan In Order To Save It
Americans have learned a lot since invading Iraq. We've learned that Sunnis and Shiites are different kinds of Iraqis, and that there are different kinds of Sunnis and different kinds of Shiites, and that they all hate each other, and us, and express that hate with great, explosive force. But if there's one group we've been able to count on, it's the Kurds. "Don't mind us!" the Kurds say. "We love you guys! We'll just chill up here in the one part of the country where the streets aren't routinely littered with smoldering body parts, loving American and doing our thing and [lowering their voice and talking rapidly] every once in a while launching a cross-border raid against Turkey!" But, now, sadly, it's time for the Kurds to get bombed, too.