I drove my truck around the block this morning during a heavy rain just to wash it. The wind has been whipping around strong for a couple days and the ocean salt and dirt have covered it. Couldnβt see out the windows. Reminds me of the spring pollen except its all damn year.
It wasn't Adam and Eve. It was Adam and Eve and Steve, the Wedding Planner.
See Genesis 2:25 in the original King James Version from which the Hebrew text derives. (I have put the generally overlooked part in boldface for your convenience.)
And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed for, lo, t'was ye faulte of Steve, ye Weddinge Plannour who had haply fuqqued up ye habilments of ye groome and his groomesmen and of ye bryde and her brydesmayds, yon fuqqinge whoreson coxcombe Steve.
instead of shopping for themselves, poor families would be sent a monthly box of canned and boxed commodities so they could eat what the USDA and the lowest bidders chose for them. How come these assholes only like the bad parts of socialism?
It appears that the Trump Admin has decided that the Fyre Island Festival is the best possible template for helping people and will probably end with a poor unsuspecting project manager being asked to give a government official a blowjob.
Itβs simple, really. To qualify, a company should be (1) a big Trump/Republican Party donor; and (2) good friends with a member of Jaredβs cronies.
a side benefit of this fiddle is that, with a name like Gregorio Palomino, he will be the perfect fall guy when Trump decides to whine about how nobody gives him credit for hiring Hispanicals, but that's OK, he doesn't mind only they never give him credit.
πΆ And the grift goes on,and the grift goes on ... β¬
Or in Sonny Perdue's donor list.
Or Twatted a reply to The Dumbfuck's feed. "I haz truck and can deliver fud. Plz call me!"
I think it was JetBlue who were going to send airliners buzzing Manhattan at low altitude. As if that would be calming to New Yorkers.
I drove my truck around the block this morning during a heavy rain just to wash it. The wind has been whipping around strong for a couple days and the ocean salt and dirt have covered it. Couldnβt see out the windows. Reminds me of the spring pollen except its all damn year.
Our senior citizens and some others are at risk. Hmmm.
Wedding planners again?
Read your Bible, Doc.
It wasn't Adam and Eve. It was Adam and Eve and Steve, the Wedding Planner.
See Genesis 2:25 in the original King James Version from which the Hebrew text derives. (I have put the generally overlooked part in boldface for your convenience.)
And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed for, lo, t'was ye faulte of Steve, ye Weddinge Plannour who had haply fuqqued up ye habilments of ye groome and his groomesmen and of ye bryde and her brydesmayds, yon fuqqinge whoreson coxcombe Steve.
instead of shopping for themselves, poor families would be sent a monthly box of canned and boxed commodities so they could eat what the USDA and the lowest bidders chose for them. How come these assholes only like the bad parts of socialism?
The endlessly unrolling roll of toilet paper still reduces me to convulsions of laughter when I think about it.
I do think it gradually loses steam but that bit makes it all worthwhile.
A minkey?
It appears that the Trump Admin has decided that the Fyre Island Festival is the best possible template for helping people and will probably end with a poor unsuspecting project manager being asked to give a government official a blowjob.
Itβs simple, really. To qualify, a company should be (1) a big Trump/Republican Party donor; and (2) good friends with a member of Jaredβs cronies.
Everyone gets a sandwich!
a side benefit of this fiddle is that, with a name like Gregorio Palomino, he will be the perfect fall guy when Trump decides to whine about how nobody gives him credit for hiring Hispanicals, but that's OK, he doesn't mind only they never give him credit.
When Trump and Pence both take themselves out of the picture with the Corona germ thingy, I suggest that President Pelosi appoint Chef JosΓ© AndrΓ©s to oversee hunger relief.
He knows this stuff even better than wedding planners and Tyson execs.
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