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mary5920's avatar

He does look like he drinks from that pig shit reservoir. Frankly, I do not think that the Lord doth recognize him.

SnarkON's avatar

Lost your sense of irony?

ahughes798's avatar

Barbed wire fences. All you need is a ladder of the appropriate height, and a thick blanket, and you're over. I'd go with the 12 foot fence, and killer robots spaced every 10 feet or so. And drones. You can jury rig a drone to shoot a gun. Or get a pack of barely socialised, very mean Irish Wolfhounds to supplement the killer robots. Just thinking out loud, your plan sounds good!

SnarkON's avatar

Thanks; bring liquor and we might let you in.

ahughes798's avatar

If there was a god, there would be a "Cleetus Man," and this guy would be a member of that tribe.

ahughes798's avatar

Well thank you! I can't take credit for the barb wire idea, that came from an inmate I met while visiting another friend in prison on family day. I'm real good at growing food, too. The only problem I see is obtaining the killer robots. I'll bring plenty of booze, and since I don't drink any more, it would be all yours! Ok, I might have a nip of the nice Cabernet I brung once in a while.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Jesus, the thought of those two blowhards in a room together...the hot air coming out of the White House would cause a hurricane on the entire East Coast.

wolfendenpackleader's avatar

and a spit up his ass and roast him.

wolfendenpackleader's avatar

and you thought Bannon was bad.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

New Rule; any climate denialist in position of power will have to live in a cell built on the beach when the time comes to evacuate the coastal cities.

roberteye's avatar

The neckless fuck??? I would've guessed from his spews during the campaign he is a brainless hack. "Oh God. There's no end to it." - Ned Beatty in Deliverance.

roberteye's avatar

I do not see a scientist. Not see a scientist. Not see. Not see.

Newzheimer's avatar

And if you don't do what he wants you to do, he will eat you.

Chris's avatar

No, now it is non-profit called Graduate School USA.

BouncyFlyer's avatar

Looks like he ate half the people at his church (and he'll get to the other half next Sunday).