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Naytch's avatar

Mansplaining your climax?!? Ugh. I only steal the covers, thus wifey gives me my own blanket.

Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

In the words of Very Smart Man Rick Perry "A broken clock is right...oh...sometimes, I forget when."

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Can people just go into people's tents and steal their sexy-time tools like that?? If so, I gotta jet over to my site at Jellystone, pronto.

whitroth's avatar

Um, wait a minute: why weren't the kids charged with criminal trespass and theft? The tent didn't belong to them, and they knew it. How 'bout they go into unlocked cars and steal stuff, what then?

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whitroth's avatar

That Angel (tm) was named Moroni, which does, of course, make them Morons, where'd the other "m" come from?

mark

JAWs's avatar

"Homemade"?

Geez, my arts n craft classes just involved gluing macaroni to construction paper.

JAWs's avatar

The "Swiss-Army Sextoy" if you will.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Hey, that's good, can I steal it? I've often wondered if they would let you take one of these high-tech vibrators through security at an airport, and my guess is NOT. It's not actually mentioned on the list of prohibited items, BTW.

JAWs's avatar

That seems like a lot of work to get oneself off though. It's like building a Rube Goldber-esque fucking machine.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Utah is no longer alone.

Suspected bomb at German casino turns out to be a sex toy

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News...

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Wouldn't rifling someone's tent be burglary?

Rob B's avatar

Yes, I know the actual name is "Moroni"; that was my sophomoric attempt at emphasizing the "moron" that underpins a cult that passes for a faith.

theCryptofishist's avatar

As opposed to courting?

But really, we like making gadgets (not all of us, but as a species), and why not make something that brings you joy?