It says 'do not immerse,' so no waterboarding the suspect A bomb squad successfully protected the community of Price, Utah, from a strange electronic device some kids found while rummaging through a tent in the woods behind the Pinnacle Nursing and Rehab Center. Thanks to the vigilance and meddling of the damn snooping kids, no one was harmed by what turned out to be an unidentified camper's homemade vibrator.
Um, wait a minute: why weren't the kids charged with criminal trespass and theft? The tent didn't belong to them, and they knew it. How 'bout they go into unlocked cars and steal stuff, what then?
Hey, that's good, can I steal it? I've often wondered if they would let you take one of these high-tech vibrators through security at an airport, and my guess is NOT. It's not actually mentioned on the list of prohibited items, BTW.
bad penmanship?
Mansplaining your climax?!? Ugh. I only steal the covers, thus wifey gives me my own blanket.
https://www.bing.com/videos...
Five other settings!
As you wish...
In the words of Very Smart Man Rick Perry "A broken clock is right...oh...sometimes, I forget when."
Can people just go into people's tents and steal their sexy-time tools like that?? If so, I gotta jet over to my site at Jellystone, pronto.
Um, wait a minute: why weren't the kids charged with criminal trespass and theft? The tent didn't belong to them, and they knew it. How 'bout they go into unlocked cars and steal stuff, what then?
mark
That Angel (tm) was named Moroni, which does, of course, make them Morons, where'd the other "m" come from?
mark
"Homemade"?
Geez, my arts n craft classes just involved gluing macaroni to construction paper.
The "Swiss-Army Sextoy" if you will.
Hey, that's good, can I steal it? I've often wondered if they would let you take one of these high-tech vibrators through security at an airport, and my guess is NOT. It's not actually mentioned on the list of prohibited items, BTW.
That seems like a lot of work to get oneself off though. It's like building a Rube Goldber-esque fucking machine.
Utah is no longer alone.
Suspected bomb at German casino turns out to be a sex toy
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News...
Wouldn't rifling someone's tent be burglary?
Yes, I know the actual name is "Moroni"; that was my sophomoric attempt at emphasizing the "moron" that underpins a cult that passes for a faith.
As opposed to courting?
But really, we like making gadgets (not all of us, but as a species), and why not make something that brings you joy?