Utah Gun Lobby Guy Might Lose All His Weapons Just For Threatening To Murder Some Folks Or Whatever

Freedom, where have you gone? Why has careful gun steward Clark Aposhian had his weapon seized by notorious Second Amendment haters (Utah cops) just for, like, doing some domestic violence (ALLEGEDLY) at his ex and her husband, and being a total (ALLEGED) screamy violent psycho? And how is he supposed to do his dayjob of being the Voice and Face of Utah's Gun Lobby if the jackbooted thugs take his arsenal? Man, when Nobumer's got Utah's finest doing his FEMA Camp dirty work, you know shit got real!

Sup, Salt Lake Tribune? 

Clark Aposhian’s attorney says the face of Utah’s gun lobby was simply "having fun in his big boy toy."

But if convicted of domestic violence after allegedly driving a 2-ton army surplus truck onto his ex-wife’s property, threatening to "run over their cars" and "bury" her husband, Aposhian has a lot to lose. A conviction would force him to give up his arsenal of firearms, his concealed-weapons permit and concealed-carry instructor’s license and, potentially, he could be stripped of his chairmanship of the Utah Shooting Sports Council, his influence in the Utah Capitol and his decadelong seat on the state’s concealed-firearm review board.

But nah mang, it is cool. Aposhian and his lawyer are like "bitch set me up!" or "bitch crazy!" and also "wasn't me!" probably, and all of these things, so you know bitch probably set him up or is crazy or it wasn't him, QED.

Anyway, it all seems to stem from, Aposhian's attorney says, him backing into his ex-wife's driveway, which is maybe not such a big deal that the Utah Gestapo would take his weapon from him at the scene, so PERHAPS the attorney is leaving something OUT!

Hahaha, why would an attorney do that?

The moral of the story is if you never have children, there will be no custody beefs and you will not have to threaten to murder everyone with your "big boy toy," gross.

[ Trib ]